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Offline Udie

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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2003, 02:00:55 PM »
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I now re-christen you "Potent_Johnson"


:D

WTG Curval!



LOL!

Congrat's Curval!!


Handy_Johnson :D
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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2003, 02:11:55 PM »
Reminds me of a story:

The doctor tells a soon to be parents couple that he has a new procedure that allows the father to share the pain of the delivery making it easier on the mother. The couple like the idea and agree to give it a try.

The day comes and the couple are now in the delivery room. The doctor attaches the device to the mother which transmits the pain to the father and adjusts the setting to 10%. The father responds that he feels no pain and asks the doctor to increase the setting. At 50% the father still feels no pain and asks the doctor to crank it all the way up. The mother is relieved of all pain and soon delivers. They both heap glowing praise on the doctor and his new device.

When they get home they find the postman dead on their front porch.

Conrats Curval!  :)
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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2003, 02:12:35 PM »
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this is kid #3, right?  


Yup.  :)

Lol @ Udie.

:D

...and thanks everyone.  

@ Dowding...no milkmen here, but as mentioned there is a postman. ;)
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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2003, 02:17:01 PM »
HORRIDO!!!
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Offline bikekil

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« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2003, 03:07:45 PM »
Contrgrats mate :)
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« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2003, 03:52:11 PM »
Congrats Curval and Curlvalette ;)

btw as my father say if you still can your children on one hand situation is not complelty fubared ..... yet ...
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« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2003, 03:58:37 PM »
"LMAO! harsh!"

Nah, you shouldve seen him practice for weeks on his own. Some guys still dont believe its all in the wrist... ;)
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Offline medicboy

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« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2003, 04:05:35 PM »
Ha, you want to know fertile?  My wife stoped taking her pills 1 week before our wedding  that was 09-01-01 (sorry I'm a paramedic and I liked the date, and 9-11 wasn't on a saturday, guess that would have put a damper on the whole thing anyway)  Our son's duedate was  June 1, 2002, exactly 9 months after the wedding.  He just took his first few steps, I'm in trouble now!

p.s.  Is this your first?  Congrats!  And yes you can fly 1 handed and hold them on your lap, I do it regularly.
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Offline Animal

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« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2003, 04:39:32 PM »
Curval you hamster
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« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2003, 04:41:47 PM »
Skuzzy, can you officially change his handle to "Super Jizz"?  Or just put "Super Jizz" under his handle instead of "Senior Member".
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Offline Syzygyone

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they discovered ....
« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2003, 04:58:34 PM »
Curval, they've discovered what causes that ya know!

Congrats, and relish every minute.

Oh and then there is this:

Curval's swimmers were never a threat to his American wife.
It's just redikulus!
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Offline Pongo

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« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2003, 06:06:01 PM »
They dont tell you but the days after she goes off the pill are increadblay fertile ones. None of this "trying" crap.
Congrats bud...
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Offline Mighty1

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« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2003, 10:47:04 PM »
If it makes you feel any better Curval your wife and I HAVE  been trying for months! :p

Sorry couldn't resist! :D

Congrats!
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« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2003, 10:57:54 PM »
Congrats Curval!
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