“The girls at law school are like parking spaces. The good ones are all taken, the bad ones are easy to get, and just when you find a good one that isn’t taken, it turns out to be handicapped.”-TMax
As you may know, our dog for a month, Marley, humps every dog that gets in his striking distance. At first this was embarrassing, but I've learned to live with it. Sometimes I can even have fun with it. For instance, instead of just profusely apologizing for Marley's humping, I've shifted the blame to others. Conversations now go like this:
