For those who don't know a MSD is "material safety data sheet" required for all chemicals kept in the work place.....
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ATOMIC MASS: ACCEPTED AS 55KG, BUT KNOWN TO VARY FROM 45KG TO 225 KG
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1: BODY SURFACE NORMALY COVERED WITH FILM OF PWODER AND PAINT.
2: BOILS AT ABSOUTELY NOTHING- FREEZES FOR NO APPARENT REASON
3: FOUND IN VARIOUS GRADES RANGING FROM VIRGIN MATERIAL TO COMMON ORE.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1: REACTS WELL TO GOLD, PLATINUM AND ALL PRECIOUS STONES
2: EXPLODES SPONTAINEOUSLY WITHOUT REASON OR WARNING
3: THE MOST POWERFUL MONEY REDUCING AGENT KNOWN TO MAN
COMMON USE:
1: HIGHLY ORNAMENTAL, ESPECIALLY IN SPORTS CARS
2: CAN GREATLY AID RELAXATION
3: CAN BE A VERY EFFECTIVE CLEANING AGENT
HAZARDS:
1: TURNS GREEN WHEN PLACED ALONGSIDE A SUPERIOR SPECIMEN
2: POSSION OF MORE THAN ONE IS POSSIBLE BUT SPECIMENS MUST NEVER MAKE CONTACT WITH EACHOTHER.
