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Offline Vulcan

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« on: June 08, 2003, 07:14:53 PM »
First it was Cows with Guns....

now beware of Chooks with bombs!

Bomb squad destroys wired-up rooster
09 June 2003  
By SUE ALLEN

A rooster has been shot dead after an hour's standoff with police and bomb disposal experts in Christchurch.


The rooster, which had two canisters with wires poking out of them taped under its wings, was seen by a member of the public wandering around Sydenham yesterday morning.

Senior Sergeant Ian Freeman of Christchurch police said that, when officers saw the "tooled up" bird, they took matters "a little seriously" and cornered it in a driveway before evacuating the house and calling in the bomb squad.

Bomb disposal experts tried to X-ray the bird from a distance to determine if it was just a prank. They were uncertain, so it was shot.

"(The rooster) has been put down and the contents of the canisters were found to be harmless," Mr Freeman said.

"It was unfortunate for him, but we have to sort things like this out. We could have taken a light-hearted view and someone could have lost an arm or a leg."

The incident might sound like a joke, he said, but police had wasted three hours.

SPCA spokesman Hans Kriek said police could have tried to handle the situation so the bird survived. The rooster's fate should be a lesson to people playing practical jokes with animals.

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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2003, 10:41:21 PM »
LOL, that is fantastic.  To the SPCA tard, I say they should have shot the bird the moment they got there and not wasted the three hours that they did.


SOB

PS...I wonder if Fiona Apple will do a dedication in her next album to that poor Rooster.
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2003, 10:56:35 PM »
Well South Islanders are our equivilant to your Southerners, and it looks like they did try to negotiate first.

I've already started on a movie script involving Sandra Bullock.

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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2003, 06:19:51 AM »
I say let him fry.

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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2003, 06:36:46 AM »
Since when is it illegal for chickens to carry cans ? I hope his family sues .