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Offline Drunky

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Your Momma is So Fat...
« on: June 14, 2003, 12:50:29 PM »
...she jumped into the air and got stuck.

...half of her is in the night.

...went to Tibet and ate the Dahli Lama.

...she has twelve elbows and sixteen knees.

...her arse has it's own website.   http://www.myjeansaretight.com

...has nipples like hockey pucks.
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Offline capt. apathy

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Your Momma is So Fat...
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2003, 01:11:05 PM »
- she gets her nails done at Earl Scheib.

- your daddy rolled over twice and was still on her.

- a beeper goes off when she backs up.
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Offline Fishu

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Your Momma is So Fat...
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2003, 01:18:05 PM »
..her arse lags after her.

- latency related 'yo momma's so fat...'
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Offline OIO

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Your Momma is So Fat...
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2003, 02:14:26 PM »
...her blood type's Ragu.
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