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Offline Suave

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Noble words of a bygone era
« on: June 11, 2003, 01:21:57 PM »
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

LA face with Oakland booty
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies!, Yeah!, Ladies!, Yeah
If you wanna role in my Mercedes, Yeah!
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

Little in the middle but she got much back

Offline Mickey1992

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« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2003, 01:30:45 PM »
If 1992 is a bygone era, then I am in trouble. :)

"That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste"

Is that typo in the actual lyrics?

Offline Arfann

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« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2003, 01:36:46 PM »
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Originally posted by Mickey1992
If 1992 is a bygone era, then I am in trouble. :)

"That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste"

Is that typo in the actual lyrics?


Just a misunderstanding about "scat" singing.

Offline Ripsnort

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Re: Noble words of a bygone era
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2003, 01:44:29 PM »
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Originally posted by Suave
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get ....


Thats the only verse I recognize, from the ending song in the movie "Shrek".

Offline Mickey1992

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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2003, 01:45:37 PM »
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Originally posted by Arfann
Just a misunderstanding about "scat" singing.


Sorry, I was trying to be funny.  I was talking about the misunderstanding about the use of the word "waste". :D

Offline funkedup

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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2003, 01:57:28 PM »
My motto:

"My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon"

Offline Frogm4n

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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2003, 02:02:38 PM »
sir mix alot is a misunderstood genius of our time.

Offline boxboy28

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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2003, 02:02:46 PM »
Name the band or name the song, i doubt mean will even have a clue. but these are Noble words/lyrics!

I spent some time saying some things i didn't want to say
convincing someone of something about me not a lie but not
the truth in a way. Slipping into a suit and tie or walking
in some shoes i got lost in that disguise i guess i had
something to prove but the proof is there in what i do talk
is cheap and clothes make the man if it's not a disguise and
you know where you stand. I'm a clown
i'm a monkey maybe i'm a jerk
whatever you make me out to be but i know the difference
and what you say dosen't matter to me. I don't care what you
think i'm gonna do what i have to do. Say what you wanna say
talk's a waste of time with you.

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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2003, 02:04:03 PM »
I like big breasts and I cannot lie,
You other flyers cant deny,
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty shirt
and Round things in your face, you must squirt!

Ok - that was gross.  ;)

Offline Gunthr

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« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2003, 02:08:31 PM »
one of my favorites verses from childhood...

Ole King Cole
was a merry old soul
with a buckskin belly
and a rubber prettythanghole
two lead balls
and an electric c*ck
he gave those girls
a hellava shock :D
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« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2003, 02:46:47 PM »
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Originally posted by boxboy28


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