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Chimpy aka George Bush falls off his segway
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2003, 12:37:57 AM »
Segways are for hummer driving hommers.
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« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2003, 12:59:20 AM »
I smell a weazel .

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« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2003, 01:01:58 AM »
Stephen Hawking can't even stand up, he must be a complete vegetative imbecile .

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« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2003, 01:28:52 AM »
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Ahh did I offend you by calling Mr. Bush an idiot?


If you want to call Bush an idiot, just come right out and say it.  But to suggest that he's an idiot for simply falling off a Segway?  Oy.

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« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2003, 02:52:33 AM »
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
If you want to call Bush an idiot, just come right out and say it.  But to suggest that he's an idiot for simply falling off a Segway?  Oy.

-- Todd/Leviathn


It never ceases to amaze me at how people interpret what was an attempt at tounge in cheek humor as something more that what it is.  Take it at face value instead of bringin  your own agenda into it.  And Yeager why are you so Golly-gee concerned about me?  Surely you have something better to do than to spew your personal attacks at someone you have never even met.

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« Reply #20 on: June 13, 2003, 03:24:20 AM »
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It never ceases to amaze me at how people interpret what was an attempt at tounge in cheek humor as something more that what it is.  Take it at face value instead of bringin  your own agenda into it.


(1)  "What a moron" does not strike me as tongue in cheek.  Subsequent comments by you do not indicate a tongue in cheek attitude at all.

(2)  What would you consider my "own agenda?"  Hmm?  Please enlighten me.  That way, when you call me a conservative wackjob, I can hang it right next to Cabby posts calling me a lefty liberal.

(3)  If you were to truly see this at face value, you'd just see a guy falling off a Segway without reading intellect into it.

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« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2003, 06:11:49 AM »
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Surely you have something better to do than to spew your personal attacks at someone you have never even met.


Have you met President Bush?

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« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2003, 06:13:03 AM »
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Ahh did I offend you by calling Mr. Bush an idiot? Go suck on some choad and shreck yourself.


I smell a probation coming on...

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« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2003, 06:26:01 AM »
FWIW: I think he is the first documented person to ever fall off a Segway.

On second look, seems like the Segway was unpowered. Even if the rider falls off it, its supposed to right itself. So it probably wasnt Chimpy's fault.

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« Reply #24 on: June 13, 2003, 06:26:50 AM »
Bush is an idiot.
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« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2003, 07:07:13 AM »
LOL

He doesn’t even make a good circus chimp!

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He must have hit a pretzel.
« Reply #26 on: June 13, 2003, 08:00:56 AM »
:D

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« Reply #27 on: June 13, 2003, 08:12:16 AM »
Wish I had a Segway......

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« Reply #28 on: June 13, 2003, 08:35:51 AM »
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Actually, he seems to have recovered very well. I bet Clinton would have landed on his fat, lying face.


define "landed".

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Doh!
« Reply #29 on: June 13, 2003, 08:45:47 AM »
The Segway was never a threat to the United States. It's just redikulus!