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Offline Razor

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If Rip can post one so can I
« on: June 16, 2003, 10:50:11 PM »
A woman awakes during the night  to find that her husband was not in bed.
                                                       
  She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.  She finds him                                                          
  sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of  him.
  He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
 
  She  watched as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.    
   
  "What's the matter,dear?", she whisper's as she steps into the  
  room,  "Why are you down  here at this time of night?".                  
                                         
  The husband looks up  from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years  
  ago  when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
 
  "Yes I do" she replies.  
                                         
  The husband  paused, the words were not coming easily. Do you  remember                                                          
  when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"  
                                                         
  Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.  
                                                     
  The  husband continued.............."Do you remember when he shoved the                                                        
  shotgun in my face and  said,"Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"                                              
                           
  I remember that too" she replied softly.                                
                           
  He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today".    



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Offline LePaul

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If Rip can post one so can I
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2003, 11:23:49 PM »
LMAO  

Good one!

Offline XNachoX

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« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2003, 11:51:28 PM »
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH :D
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Offline guttboy

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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2003, 12:35:47 AM »
WTG!  Good one!