He'll never get a job in the corporate world. Dress Code and Code of Conduct and all that. Plus, he'll never be able to walk into a sales meeting and be taken seriously.
Acts of rebellion - whatever happened to just growing your hair long and playing Frisbee?
About the noodle thing, was listening to a radio show out of New York once and they had a guy in there talking about the exotic piercings. Seems the "St. Andrew's Cross" (or something like that) has 1 bad side effect: you have to sit down to pee - like a girl. I'm waiting for the day I bump into someone who's had that done as a test of his manhood, just so I can retort "you mean you proved your manhood and now you have to pee like a p***y?"
