Author Topic: Worst movie ever?.... (Read 2792 times)

RightF00T · « **Reply #90 on:** June 30, 2003, 10:08:50 PM »

Ghost Ship...take a decent plot, add obscure actors and Gabriel Bryse from another stinker(End of Days), put in a few ghosts and a creaky ship, then throw everything down the hole with a crappy plot twist. I sat there for about 5 mins after the movie thinking "Um, where's the scare factor", half expecting a violent scream to burst out of the credits. 2 F00Ts down.

Leslie · « **Reply #91 on:** June 30, 2003, 10:58:57 PM »

"Night of the Lepus", or some such title. Dozens of giant, blood thirsty rabbits terrorize a small town and eat people.

Gotta be the worst sci-fi movie ever. It's only saving grace is the absurdity of the theme, which compels viewers to watch it.

Another movie so bad, it's a must see is "Motel Hell." Farmer Brown and his frumpy missus operate a motel and smoke house. Out back is a garden with more than veggies planted there. As the label on the smoked sausage says, "All kinds of critters go into Farmer Brown's fritters." Suppose this one is what you'd call a cult classic.

While perhaps not the worst, these are examples of movies so bad, they're actually entertaining.

Les

SirLoin · « **Reply #92 on:** July 05, 2003, 01:10:46 PM »

It has to be.."The Patriot"..Poor Mel Gibson

What a POS...second only to Pearl Harbour as worst movie....

udet · « **Reply #93 on:** July 05, 2003, 04:15:31 PM »

Not Another Teen Movie. Only the opening scene was funny. The end was pathetic. What's the point of spoofing movies that were funnier than the spoof?

Ack-Ack · « **Reply #94 on:** July 05, 2003, 04:56:25 PM »

Worst movies ever are Ishtar, Battlefield Earth and the entire Mummy series (the ones with Brandon Frasier).

In the Mummy, all they had to do was rig up some portable kitty cannons and they could have wasted that mummy within 5 minutes of running into him but nooooo....

Ack-Ack

RightF00T · « **Reply #95 on:** July 05, 2003, 09:55:23 PM »

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Originally posted by udet
Not Another Teen Movie. Only the opening scene was funny. The end was pathetic. What's the point of spoofing movies that were funnier than the spoof?

"I'm just the Token Black Guy. I'm supposed to stand there, stay out of the conversation and say things like 'Damn'....'****'....and 'Oh man that is wack!' ".

Bodhi · « **Reply #96 on:** July 06, 2003, 12:17:11 AM »

I thought the last Schwarzanegger movie, right before T3 was pretty bad, so bad, that I refused to watch the rest and told the wife to take it back... she agreed.

Sandman · « **Reply #97 on:** July 06, 2003, 12:29:01 AM »

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Originally posted by RightF00T
Ghost Ship...take a decent plot, add obscure actors and Gabriel Bryse from another stinker(End of Days), put in a few ghosts and a creaky ship, then throw everything down the hole with a crappy plot twist. I sat there for about 5 mins after the movie thinking "Um, where's the scare factor", half expecting a violent scream to burst out of the credits. 2 F00Ts down.

It's Gabriel Byrne... watch him in one of the best movies ever made... "The Usual Suspects".

Found out something I didn't know today... Byrne was in Excalibur. IMDB rules.

funkedup · « **Reply #98 on:** July 06, 2003, 12:40:58 AM »

He was also the protagonist in Miller's Crossing, one of the all time greats.

Ack-Ack · « **Reply #99 on:** July 06, 2003, 12:54:14 AM »

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Originally posted by DiabloTX
One word, and its a doozy.....Megaforce.

Megaforce is a classic of pure Hollywood movie campiness.

Ack-Ack

Sandman · « **Reply #100 on:** July 06, 2003, 01:01:25 AM »

oh yeah... Barry Bostwick was just dreamy...

rpm · « **Reply #101 on:** July 06, 2003, 03:26:13 AM »

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Originally posted by Frogm4n
only movie ive ever walked out on is new guy. and normally im a very forgiving movie goer. im a movie buff and i typically enjoy even the worst of acting and plots (ala logans run and ice pirates). but this tripe i didnt even give a chance. walked out after the first 20 min.

Aww Froggy, ya should have given it a chance....The New Guy is hilarious! "Who's the Biatch, NOW?!?"

udet · « **Reply #102 on:** July 08, 2003, 02:21:13 PM »

Battlefield Earth wasn't a bad movie. I enjoyed most of it. The only part that really didn't make sense was how they taught the horse riding savages to fly Harriers in a few days using a simulator.
Give them rifles, give them shoulder mounted missiles-anybody can use those with little training. But not VTOL fighter jets.

Mighty1 · « **Reply #103 on:** July 08, 2003, 03:47:19 PM »

Saw Charlie's Angels 2 this weekend and well......it sucked!

They went from being highly skilled agents to Super women!

After every absurd stunt my wife and I would look at each other and roll our eyes.

And Demi Moore flying?! Puh-leeeze!

Mini D · « **Reply #104 on:** July 08, 2003, 03:50:26 PM »

Yes... charlie's angels 2 totally sucked. Saw it too (actually thought the first one was pretty fun... and they had Lucy Lu in them). BUT... dumb and dumberer put it to shame.

I do wonder what the hell film makers are thinking these days. The Matrix effects every 5 minutes seems a routine used to distract from totally crap dialog. Oh well.

MiniD