Author Topic: Perk ship / field gunner possitions (Read 678 times)

MANDOBLE · « **on:** June 27, 2003, 05:27:47 PM »

With 200 perks at least, they represent the most effective killers on the game, actually they have almost same kills as spit IX. And these gunners dont need to fly for 10 mins to get a kill, just to sit comformtably there and kill everything nearby in the most coward and opportunistic way.

Blue Mako · « **Reply #1 on:** June 29, 2003, 10:08:36 PM »

Nice Mandoble, even managed to get the Spit into this whine as well. Gotta be some sort of award for that. Rude, where are ya when you're needed?

Toad · « **Reply #2 on:** June 29, 2003, 10:27:38 PM »

Been a while but it's obviously time for this song again!

"Perk 'em all!

Perk 'em all!

The large and the fast and the small.

Perk all the Nikkis and all La's too,

Perk anything that can shoot back at you!

`cause they're asking to just perk 'em all

As back to their Gruppen they crawl,

There'll be constant crying

as long as they're dying,

So cheer up, my lads,

Perk 'em all!

Nobody knows if the FM's are true,

So cheer up, my lads,

Perk 'em all!"

Suave · « **Reply #3 on:** June 29, 2003, 11:15:30 PM »

Oh jesus christ ! Perk everything from hell to breakfast ! Perk CV's, Perk akdesert, perk clouds, perk bombs and buff guns, perk shades of brown that cause people physical pain, perk every syllable typed into the text buffer of chan 1 .

Then make a seperate arena, for those of us who just want to fly fight and die in AH once or twice a week where nothing is perked and the old shinerbock pepperoni pizza terrain is up 24/7 . No CV's to hide, no score's to potato, no retards to necesitate a bad word filter, just like old times .

Give 'em a seperate BB where they can dispute relative perk costs while you're at it .

Pongo · « **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2003, 12:37:47 AM »

Perk anything that can shoot back at you!

this really is a pathetic whine. man imagine typing it and reading it a week later when you came to your scenses..ouch.

Sandman · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2003, 01:01:32 AM »

Perk the bullets!

Chairboy · « **Reply #6 on:** June 30, 2003, 01:10:16 AM »

Hey Mandoble,

Know what this lady is playing?

World's smallest violin....

"Someone shot me down while I was vulching, and it's so unfair!"

Suave · « **Reply #7 on:** June 30, 2003, 04:35:23 AM »

Oh I almost forgot.

9.0

Ghosth · « **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2003, 07:46:57 AM »

Mandoble,

Have you ever landed a 5 kill sortie on a ship or field gun?

Go look in the hanger next time you do.

You'll get some insignificant perk points like 0.0124 for 5 kills.

Defensive guns including 5" should never be perked.

Bring us out a REAL Battleship with 14" guns & you can perk it for a bit 1 perk point if that makes you happy.

rshubert · « **Reply #9 on:** June 30, 2003, 11:00:34 AM »

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Originally posted by Ghosth
Mandoble,

Have you ever landed a 5 kill sortie on a ship or field gun?

Go look in the hanger next time you do.

You'll get some insignificant perk points like 0.0124 for 5 kills.

Defensive guns including 5" should never be perked.

Bring us out a REAL Battleship with 14" guns & you can perk it for a bit 1 perk point if that makes you happy.

16-inchers, ghost, on an IOWA class, please. With mannable secondaries, and mannable 5-inchers on the DDs.

Then let me get within 10 miles of the airfield...

Pepe · « **Reply #10 on:** June 30, 2003, 11:02:34 AM »

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Originally posted by rshubert
16-inchers, ghost, on an IOWA class, please. With mannable secondaries, and mannable 5-inchers on the DDs.

Then let me get within 10 miles of the airfield...

Ohh, yeaahhh! All those craters rendering the runway useless for a long time

HawkerMKII · « **Reply #11 on:** June 30, 2003, 01:18:42 PM »

I know......lets perk the 109's and 190's that fly at 20+ k and wait till some one flys lower than YOU and YOU boom and zoom them and land 10 kills........lets say ....500 perks for that....sounds fair to me

Suave · « **Reply #12 on:** June 30, 2003, 01:25:44 PM »

Anybody want to take a wild guess what precipitated this post ?

Let's see, what are most planes doing when they get wacked by manned ack ? hmmm..

SlapShot · « **Reply #13 on:** June 30, 2003, 02:02:59 PM »

If ya hang around the top of the CV Cherry Tree long enough, your gonna get wacked (AI or Mannable) ... its just a matter of time.

I feel terrible for your loss Mandoble ...

Nwbie · « **Reply #14 on:** June 30, 2003, 02:16:55 PM »

Nothing like jumping into the cv ack guns and killing the suicide jabo runners.....
I do it everytime I get a chance, I get most of those kills at about 1 to 2 k on a plane that is diving straight at the ship...now which is worse, the ack gunner killing the suicide dweebs or the suicide dweebs dying?

NwBie