Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and ****. You know, rollin with tha homies and ****.Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.Partner6: It likes that.J-Dogg: aight.Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...Partner6: WTF?!J-Dogg: Oh ****, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only **** women...J-Dogg: **** just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!Partner6: You dip****.J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr. ------------------ J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.Partner8: Who the **** are you?J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:J-Dogg: **** me, **** me.J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.Partner8: Is that like cancer?J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.Partner8: Good one romeo.J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.The salmon swim at night.Towards your room.The snow and the moon.Partner8: that was never a haiku.J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"J-Dogg: So you ready to **** then?Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.J-Dogg: ...Partner8: ?J-Dogg: I'm spent. ------------------ Jdogg:HeyQT-Pie:HeyJdogg:whats goin onQT-Pie:Nothing. Who are you?Jdogg:Jdogg. Wanna cyber?QT-Pie:what does that mean?Jdogg:what are you wearing?QT-Pie:T-shirt. Jeans.Jdogg:Garter belt?QT-Pie:Ummm...no.Jdogg:Are we gonna cyber or not?QT-Pie: uh, okay.Jdogg:Sweet, I start by rubbing your bellybutton all around. You love this.Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your ***** stink from here.QT-Pie: WHAT?!Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg.Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go.Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.QT-Pie: A stripe?Jdogg: I need a sandwich.QT-Pie: You're a freak.Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.
Originally posted by JB73 and it raises it's ugly head againHARRRRRRRRRRR!though "i take off yo pants grunting like a troll" is right up there.
sweet17: Har bloodninja: You gotta do better than that! bloodninja: Your picture was really bad. sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
