Author Topic: Ask me somethin.... (Read 1114 times)

gatso · « **Reply #15 on:** June 29, 2003, 05:51:16 PM »

She's a witch! BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNN Her!

Gatso

Hortlund · « **Reply #16 on:** June 29, 2003, 05:58:52 PM »

HERBERT:
I know, but I want the-- the girl that I marry to have...
[music]
...a certain,... special... something!

FATHER:
Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea!
[smack]
Guards! Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

GUARD #1:
Not to leave the room even if you come and get him.

FATHER:
No, no. Until I come and get him.

GUARD #1:
Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.

FATHER:
No, no. No. You stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave.

GUARD #1:
And you'll come and get him.

GUARD #2:
Hic!

FATHER:
Right.

GUARD #1:
We don't need to do anything apart from just stop him entering the room.

FATHER:
No, no. Leaving the room.

GUARD #1:
Leaving the room. Yes.
[sniff]

FATHER:
All right?

GUARD #1:
Right.

GUARD #2:
Hic!

FATHER:
Right.

GUARD #1:
Oh, if-- if-- if, uhh-- if-- if-- w-- ehh-- i-- if-- if we--

FATHER:
Yes? What is it?

GUARD #1:
Oh, i-- if-- i-- oh--

FATHER:
Look, it's quite simple.

GUARD #1:
Uh...

FATHER:
You just stay here and make sure 'e doesn't leave the room. All right?

GUARD #2:
Hic!

FATHER:
Right.

GUARD #1:
Oh, I remember. Uhh, can he leave the room with us?

FATHER:
N-- no, no. No. You just keep him in here and make sure he--

GUARD #1:
Oh, yes. We'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave and we were with him--

FATHER:
No, no, no, no. Just keep him in here--

GUARD #1:
Until you or anyone else--

FATHER:
No, not anyone else. Just me.

GUARD #1:
Just you.

GUARD #2:
Hic!

FATHER:
Get back.

GUARD #1:
Get back.

FATHER:
All right?

GUARD #1:
Right. We'll stay here until you get back.

GUARD #2:
Hic!

FATHER:
And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave.

GUARD #1:
What?

FATHER:
Make sure 'e doesn't leave.

GUARD #1:
The Prince?

FATHER:
Yes. Make sure 'e doesn't leave.

GUARD #1:
Oh, yes, of course.

GUARD #2:
Hic!

GUARD #1:
Ah. I thought you meant him. [Points at Guard #2] You know, it seemed a bit daft me havin' to guard him when he's a guard.

FATHER:
Is that clear?

GUARD #2:
Hic!

GUARD #1:
Oh, quite clear. No problems.

FATHER:
Right. [Starts to leave, both guards starts to follow him]
Where are you going?

GUARD #1:
We're coming with you.

FATHER:
No, no. I want you to stay here and make sure 'e doesn't leave.

GUARD #1:
Oh, I see. Right.

HERBERT:
But Father!

FATHER:
Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on!
[music]
And no singing!

Fatty · « **Reply #17 on:** June 29, 2003, 06:23:23 PM »

message for you sir!

Maverick · « **Reply #18 on:** June 29, 2003, 06:30:10 PM »

WHAT is your quest?

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #19 on:** June 29, 2003, 06:39:44 PM »

Damn you people... beating me to the Monty Python quotes...

Arlo · « **Reply #20 on:** June 29, 2003, 06:41:39 PM »

Obviously Joe Smoe wasn't planning on answering anything ... just collecting questions.

Hortlund · « **Reply #21 on:** June 29, 2003, 06:49:21 PM »

They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.

LORETTA:
And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.

REG:
Yeah.

LORETTA:
And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.

REG:
Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!

XERXES:
The aqueduct?

REG:
What?

XERXES:
The aqueduct.

REG:
Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.

COMMANDO #3:
And the sanitation.

LORETTA:
Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?

REG:
Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done.

MATTHIAS:
And the roads.

REG:
Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--

COMMANDO:
Irrigation.

XERXES:
Medicine.

COMMANDOS:
Huh? Heh? Huh...

COMMANDO #2:
Education.

COMMANDOS:
Ohh...

REG:
Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.

COMMANDO #1:
And the wine.

COMMANDOS:
Oh, yes. Yeah...

FRANCIS:
Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.

COMMANDO:
Public baths.

LORETTA:
And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.

FRANCIS:
Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.

COMMANDOS:
Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

REG:
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

XERXES:
Brought peace?

REG:
Oh Shut up.

Fatty · « **Reply #22 on:** June 29, 2003, 06:54:57 PM »

From now on, you shall be called Brian that is called Brian.

devious · « **Reply #23 on:** June 29, 2003, 07:04:07 PM »

Do we have a Prian here ?

Curval · « **Reply #24 on:** June 29, 2003, 07:36:49 PM »

[Brian to crowd] You're all individuals!

[Crowd gathered outside Brian's window......in unison] YES.....WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!

icemaw · « **Reply #25 on:** June 29, 2003, 07:46:06 PM »

why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?

Leslie · « **Reply #26 on:** June 30, 2003, 01:10:34 AM »

Well, you gotta admit Fatty is a good name. Surprised you got it before everyone else.

Les

JoeSmoe · « **Reply #27 on:** June 30, 2003, 03:59:39 AM »

ARLO: Because I love you my sweet (oh and I smell good too)

Mini D: I am excited that you replied

I love you

Devious: Ich wieß nicht... wait.. nevermind I do know. Because I love you. Do you feel that?

Leslie: The army

GrimCo: Yes, but moreso with me. (Ps, I love you)

Mini D: See Leslie's answer (more love also)

AkIron: You have found the walk Grasshopper (extra love points)

Leslie: See the reply to your replies, reply. (xoxo+)

Maverick: 15.384 knots (we love you)

Hortlund: Yes (hugs and kisses for you)

Gatso: Bella ( see the above)

CyranoAH : Green... I mean.. #$&*!

Hortlund: Kiss me.

Curval: you'll poke your eyeout.

gatso: Shes not a wich!... please deduct two kisses.

HortLund: Your in the lead. Grab your ankles sir.

Fatty: Make rabid monkey love to me. Thanx

Maverick: Call the ball. (ps, Fatty needs a hug)

Saurdaukar: You have the strangest name. Negitive Love points.

Arlo: You have almost lept in front of Hortlunds lead,.. for now Stay behind him

(I love u)

Hortlund: Your liking this arent you

(spread em)

Fatty: I am brian. Stop it.

Devious: once again... wieß nicht.. aber... viele leibe für dich

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Curval: That is correct.

Icemaw: Step away from Hortlund. (you silly man you)

(ps. Kiss me)

Leslie: yes

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Creamo · « **Reply #28 on:** June 30, 2003, 04:19:14 AM »

Sweet.

Why do cats crap in the litter box as soon as I pour in the new litter? Hell, why do they run to it anyway when they are in the yard half the day?

What hole again? I get “Ow, down one!” all too often. To drunk to remember if she is on her stomach or not.

Can you actually lick your elbow?

What happened to Airhead and Mr. Fish?

Thanks in advance.

Maniac · « **Reply #29 on:** June 30, 2003, 04:23:45 AM »

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What hole again? I get “Ow, down one!” all too often. To drunk to remember if she is on her stomach or not.

LoL!