whelp.. tried drowning my sorrows. discovered i'm still a mean drunk.
then it was ganja overload.. discovered thats just freakin impossible to accomplish. did have a ball givin it the 'ol college try tho.
the BK thing didn't work out. got busted for flippin the burgers up onta the ceiling. i was just gettin good at anticipating when they'd un-stick and drop when i got popped by the snively lil pimple-faced pre-pubecent pinhead shift manager. i was immediately reprimanded and exiled to the shake machine. 4 strawberry geysers later i was outta there. got to keep the uniform tho.
the porn thing is lookin up... if i can just get past the smell.
meanwhile, i'm trying to stay positive...
"crap, i'm sure i ain't ever gonna get a good refrence from BK"...