A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces
altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and
shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "yes you are in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above
this field." "You must work in Engineering" says the balloonist. "I do,"
replies the man, "how did you know."
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically
correct, but it is of no use to me."
The man below says, "You must work in management."
"I do" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are,
or where you are going, but you expect me to be able to help. You are in the
same position you were before we met, but now it is my fault."