Hey rip, I want one of them cowboy hats.
And a gun to go with it, the bigger the better.
And leather pants stuff, dunno what you call them.
Boots would be cool too, just to complete the image.
No damned horse though, those critters are insane.
Guess I'll look pretty lame, with my 180cm, 65kg frame, in a red cowboy hat, red boots, white fake beard and a Big F*cking Gun, riding a red offroad bike
But, the chicks will dig it. Or maybe not. Anyway, *I* would consider myself Extremly Cool And Very Tough, and that's a good thing.
Or maybe one of them cool Aussie hats, I like those.
Or a German helmet, but people would label me a Nazi, even though it is red and wears the insignia "Rudolph is dead, I got hungry".
Even considered a red drysuit for my diving, but black and yellow was cheaper
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