Author Topic: time for an assualt vehicle ban?  (Read 1032 times)

Offline john9001

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 9453
time for an assualt vehicle ban?
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2003, 05:12:03 PM »
i'm happy the driver in st petersburg wasn't drinking, because if he had been drinking it would not have been a ACCIDENT, i'm sure the people still in the hospital are also glad he wasn't drinking, it's so much better to be run over by a sober driver.

Offline Ripsnort

  • Radioactive Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 27260
time for an assualt vehicle ban?
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2003, 05:19:40 PM »
I think we should ban any car older than 1970...they're  a menace to the road and unsafe.

Offline AKS\/\/ulfe

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4287
time for an assualt vehicle ban?
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2003, 05:22:16 PM »
Ban any car with more than 4 cylinders, can go over 60MPH, and has an acceleration faster than 0-30 in 15 seconds.
-SW

Offline midnight Target

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 15114
time for an assualt vehicle ban?
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2003, 05:23:19 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
Why don't you license the drivers of these cars and have a mandatory test to be passed before the drivers can use them?


And register each assualt vehicle to a certain owner no matter how often it is sold! Maybe even keep a database of all those assault vehicles in sacramento. Then even if it is used for purposes other than its design.... we got the perp!

Offline StSanta

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2496
time for an assualt vehicle ban?
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2003, 05:38:56 PM »
Lazs:

4/10 for originality
5/10 for impact
9/10 for sarcasm
2/10 or subtelty
10/10 for hooking one anyway.

Pretty good score :)

Offline lazs2

  • Radioactive Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 24886
time for an assualt vehicle ban?
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2003, 05:53:22 PM »
MT.. you and dowding have the solution... I am sure that your solution would stop the needless and tragic death toll.
lazs

Offline BGBMAW

  • Persona Non Grata
  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2288
time for an assualt vehicle ban?
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2003, 06:13:34 PM »
dixon is  a tractor town

Offline Gadfly

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1364
time for an assualt vehicle ban?
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2003, 06:59:10 PM »
Laz's ulterior motive is that there is no 6 view from assault vehicles.

Offline MrCoffee

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 934
time for an assualt vehicle ban?
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2003, 07:17:57 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by BGBMAW
dixon is  a tractor town


On the map, its right next to Travis AFB.
« Last Edit: July 17, 2003, 07:38:02 PM by MrCoffee »

Offline funkedup

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 9466
      • http://www.raf303.org/
time for an assualt vehicle ban?
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2003, 07:40:57 PM »
We need the government to save us from the growing danger of assault vehicles.  For the children! I propose a Million Tard March on Washington.

Offline Gadfly

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1364
time for an assualt vehicle ban?
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2003, 08:44:52 PM »
Or just send one that equals a million Tards-I nominate Grunherz

Offline Hangtime

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 10148
time for an assualt vehicle ban?
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2003, 10:09:12 PM »
i suggest a point system. Any vehicle operator over a 100 points a week gets a NY cab franchise medallion.

old people: 10 points

children: 20 points

bicycle w/ kid: 25 points

bicycle w/ old person: 30 points

politicians on bicycle: 50 points

Cirqe de Sole performer: 55 points

Mime on a bike, porking a political old fart: Priceless.
The price of Freedom is the willingness to do sudden battle, anywhere, any time and with utter recklessness...

...at home, or abroad.

Offline lazs2

  • Radioactive Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 24886
time for an assualt vehicle ban?
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2003, 08:32:01 AM »
gadfly... that is true but... I will settle for mirrors being modeled..  and don't tell me that the vibration would make the mirrors "useless".
lazs

Offline Eagler

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 18825
time for an assualt vehicle ban?
« Reply #28 on: July 18, 2003, 08:44:32 AM »
way more deaths than say a war with iraq in the same time period ...
"Masters of the Air" Scenario - JG27


Intel Core i7-13700KF | GIGABYTE Z790 AORUS Elite AX | 64GB G.Skill DDR5 | 16GB GIGABYTE RTX 4070 Ti Super | 850 watt ps | pimax Crystal Light | Warthog stick | TM1600 throttle | VKB Mk.V Rudder