Author Topic: Watch as I force FunkedUp to spray coca-cola... (Read 493 times)

wulfie · « **on:** July 14, 2003, 12:34:17 AM »

...out of his nose with but a single URL.

I also warn anyone playing AH more than 40 hours/week that it is highly inadvisable to use the website listed as an easy place to 'get dates'.

I live in fear of the day that I see a new member of the 303/308 in AH with the handle of 'teddybaby'.

I guess it's safe to say that with the posting of this link I will be forever branded as the 'anti-Vulcan'. So be it. Sorry in advance there's some mental scarring that's sure to follow the viewing of this link.

Apologetically Yours In Advance,

Mike/wulfie

(fire in the hole!)

http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-1078969

Tarmac · « **Reply #1 on:** July 14, 2003, 12:47:54 AM »

Man, she's probably not gonna be a real hot seller in the date-market.

-tronski- · « **Reply #2 on:** July 14, 2003, 01:04:11 AM »

my eyes...my eyes....oh god my eyes....

Tronsky

funkedup · « **Reply #3 on:** July 14, 2003, 01:20:46 AM »

HUBBA HUBBA!

The scary thing is that there is a guy that Dinger and I know on one of those sites.

XtrmeJ · « **Reply #4 on:** July 14, 2003, 01:51:45 AM »

GawdAMighty! What the hell is that beast doin lookin for a date. HAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

rpm · « **Reply #5 on:** July 14, 2003, 02:09:39 AM »

Her Hobbies include traveling? I don't think being transferred from County to the Hobby Unit counts as traveling.

wulfie · « **Reply #6 on:** July 14, 2003, 02:29:42 AM »

[size=10]"My door is open wide for you to check
out the prize I have inside."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BADPICTURESIN MY HEAD AAAAA[/size]

Kurtz: "I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies."

Wulfie: "You're damn right horror has a face. And it's on display at:

http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-1078969."

Mike/wulfie

funkedup · « **Reply #7 on:** July 14, 2003, 03:48:39 AM »

Never get out of the boat. Absolutely whoopee right. Unless you were going all the way.

lazs2 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 14, 2003, 08:38:59 AM »

could this be the direct, unaltered decendant of the "original woman" spoken of in the race thread?
lazs

Wlfgng · « **Reply #9 on:** July 14, 2003, 09:36:20 AM »

if so, I don't see how the human race survived... and propigated..

Curval · « **Reply #10 on:** July 14, 2003, 09:52:52 AM »

She is bisexual too.

No doubt the "fresh fish" get introduced to her broom handle.

gofaster · « **Reply #11 on:** July 14, 2003, 10:08:06 AM »

I got a chuckle out of the fact that she's looking for a long-term commitment.

Uh huh.

LePaul · « **Reply #12 on:** July 14, 2003, 11:48:13 AM »

Wasn't Susan Smith on that site or something...somewhere on the news mentioned she was "looking" recently...pfft