Author Topic: Lifes Unanswered Questions.. (Read 370 times)

AcesGun · « **on:** July 27, 2003, 08:19:56 PM »

Ever wondered why it's called 'after dark', when it is really after light?

or

wondered If the cops arrestested a mime, would they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

or

ever wondered why Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

No ? . . . oh ok must be just me then.

Crazy Thoughts

HeLLcAt · « **Reply #1 on:** July 27, 2003, 09:01:56 PM »

Why do they call it a driveway when you park on it?

or

Why do they call it a parkway when you drive on it?

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #2 on:** July 27, 2003, 09:12:31 PM »

Let's see...

"Why do they call them apartments if they're all stuck together?"

Furball · « **Reply #3 on:** July 27, 2003, 09:58:41 PM »

why ask?

RedDg · « **Reply #4 on:** July 27, 2003, 11:16:09 PM »

What if a bird had a shotgun, think a cat would fork with it?

Fridaddy · « **Reply #5 on:** July 27, 2003, 11:20:45 PM »

The answer is........................... .

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Inferno · « **Reply #6 on:** July 28, 2003, 12:03:52 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by RedDg
What if a bird had a shotgun, think a cat would fork with it?

Yes....how can a bird use a shotgun?

capt. apathy · « **Reply #7 on:** July 28, 2003, 02:51:58 AM »

why do women wear a pair of panties but only one bra?