Author Topic: Toad, i'm callin you out!  (Read 797 times)

Offline Toad

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Toad, i'm callin you out!
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2003, 04:14:57 PM »
Nope, I like funny jokes.

Self-admitted trolls? Just think they're kinda boring and pointless. Especially when they're not really even a good troll.  Just me, I guess.

Have a nice day though; as a special favor today, I'll leave you with an actual joke. You can then compare and contrast.

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Johnnys ride

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the mailman usually get bucked off!"
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

Offline Rutilant

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« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2003, 04:25:14 PM »
Ruh Rohh, looks like i struck a chord.. Not a troll, just pointing out something I noticed, and was too lazy to sign up for the check6 forums, so it's more like continuing a discussion.

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« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2003, 04:27:54 PM »
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Lazs, i'm three. And i like to screw with people.

Toad, i gotchoooooo :p

I'll be spendin my time in both.. But i'll still be porkin fuel.




Pork. Pork. Pork. Pork. Pork. Pork. Pork.


Not for too much longer.

Offline Estes

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Toad, i'm callin you out!
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2003, 04:28:55 PM »
He only porks because he can't fight to save his life.

Offline Toad

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« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2003, 04:44:04 PM »
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Lazs, i'm three. And i like to screw with people.

Toad, i gotchoooooo :p



Oh. Not a troll?

I see.

You probably don't realize how you're making yourself look here.

Please continue; it's so much easier when folks do this to themselves.
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Offline Rutilant

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« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2003, 05:33:36 PM »
No, it wasnt a troll, honest!

Would i lie to you?