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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2003, 10:56:12 PM »
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE or PMS does it take
to change a light bulb?

A: One!  ONLY ONE!!!!  And do you know WHY?  Because
no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light
bulb!  They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED
OUT!!  They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS
before they figured it out.  And, once they figured it
out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs
despite the fact that they've been in the SAME
CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!  But if they did, by
some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER,
the chair they dragged to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
 AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID
LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!  BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!  IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT
DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!  IT WOULD TAKE AN
ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What was the question?
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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2003, 11:22:53 PM »
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Originally posted by Maverick
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE or PMS does it take
to change a light bulb?

A: One!  ONLY ONE!!!!  And do you know WHY?  Because
no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light
bulb!  They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED
OUT!!  They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS
before they figured it out.  And, once they figured it
out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs
despite the fact that they've been in the SAME
CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!  But if they did, by
some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER,
the chair they dragged to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
 AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID
LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!  BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!  IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT
DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!  IT WOULD TAKE AN
ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What was the question?


PLAIGIARISM!!!!!
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Offline Tarmac

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« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2003, 12:39:51 AM »
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Originally posted by BEVO
awesome, simply awesome.


BEVO, that joke is best told with its counterpart (not a light bulb joke).  Works best at bars or parties when the joke teller is hammered, because no matter how many times I tell it, it's always hilarious if I'm hammered.  

The lead-in joke is:

Q:  Why did the feminist cross the road?

A: To suck my ****!!!!

Then follow with the light bulb joke.  Good for a laugh every time ya tell it. :D
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