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Offline Dune

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People over 35 should be dead.
« on: August 05, 2003, 05:13:09 PM »
Found this at Matrix Games Steel Panthers Forum

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats,
those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's,
or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived.

Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors
or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets.
(Not to mention the risk s we took hitchhiking.)

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day
was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a
bottle. Horrors!

We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop
with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because
we were always outside playing.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one
bottle, and no one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of
scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find out
we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times,
we learned to solve the problem.

We would leave home in the morning and play all day,
as long as we were back when the street lights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day.
No cell phones. Unthinkable!

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes,
no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable,
video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones,
personal computers, or Internet chat rooms.

We had friends! We went outside and found them.
We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt.

We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and
teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
They were accidents. No one was to blame but us. Remember accidents?
We had fights and punched each other and got black
and blue and learned to get over it.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate
worms, and although we were told it would happen,
we did not put out very many eyes,
nor did the worms live inside us forever.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked
on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them.

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.
Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.

Some students weren't as smart as others, so they
failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade. Horrors!
Tests were not adjusted for any reason.
Our actions were our own. Consequences were expected.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law
was s unheard of. They actually sided with the law. Imagine that!

This generation has produced some of the best
risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever.
The past 50 years have been an explosion
of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility,
and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one of them!
Congratulations.

Please pass this on to others who have had the luck
to grow up as kids, before lawyers and government
regulated our lives, for our own good...

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with
scissors, doesn't it?

Offline john9001

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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2003, 05:45:56 PM »
<scissors, doesn't it?>.

you'll put your eye out.

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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2003, 06:45:08 PM »
We had BB guns and mini bikes and m-80's too.  And Estes model rockets, and lawndarts.  We were frikkin barbarians.   Born to be wiiiiiiiiiildd.

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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2003, 06:54:26 PM »
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We had BB guns and mini bikes and m-80's too.  And Estes model rockets, and lawndarts.  We were frikkin barbarians.   Born to be wiiiiiiiiiildd.



 I'll never forget the first time I learned not to throw a lawn dart straight up in the air!

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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2003, 07:36:06 PM »
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I'll never forget the first time I learned not to throw a lawn dart straight up in the air!

My brother will never forget the first time I learned not to throw a lawn dart straight up.

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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2003, 08:05:54 PM »
We would take a long pipe, attach a cut-up innertube to one end, and feed the rubber with an arrow through the pipe, stand it up on end, and let it go!  That arrow would go out of sight and be gone for what seemed a long time, then suddenly would be stuck in the ground somewhere in the area.....I can't tell you how many times we did this.  Lucky little bastages we were!  :p
   
Also, I remember the day when we were playing bike tag, and one of the boys runs his bike into the door of a passing car.  He caught hell for running into the car, but in reality we were talking about how lucky he was to hit the side of the car, because a second earlier, the car would have hit him.

B.B. gun fights were great fun.  We would wear our Dad's Army helmets, goggles(my Dad was infantry?), and those long army trenchcoats for cold weather.  We thought all Dads were in WWII, and of course they were our heros!  :)

Sports were played all day.  Baseball, basketball, football, and hockey in the winter.  It never stopped.....until we discovered GIRLS! ;)

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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2003, 08:25:05 PM »
Man we ran my moms hospital bills up when we were little.  I have 2 brothers, one older one younger. My older brother cut about an 1/2 inch of his pinkie off, and I remember one time,  me and my younger brother where playing croquet, and he would be a little **** and keep hitting it out onto the road.  So, after about the 7th time of having to go get it, I got mad and beemed it back into the yard, the ball bounced off the ground and busted his forehead open.  That's just a couple of many things that we did to each other :) .

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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2003, 08:38:56 PM »
The reason people over 35 should be dead is because they are killing the rest of us in their cars.
"When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis

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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2003, 08:42:32 PM »
BB you're the father aren't you ?
I guess it wouldn't bother you much if your kid died by choking on a bottle cap or by drinking medicine while you weren't watching. But I forgot, in perfect world everyone is watching all the time.

Frankly I'm greatful, cause while i try to watch my kid all the time, i can't possibly do it, and I'd rather see her live.

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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2003, 09:54:25 PM »
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Please pass this on to others who have had the luck
to grow up as kids, before lawyers and government
regulated our lives, for our own good...


I would say liberals and busy-bodies ruined that culture.

Great post.

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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2003, 10:23:12 PM »
You're bringing back a lot of memories here - nice ones too.

Thanks    :D

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« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2003, 11:26:50 PM »
Bonden has an avatar to compete with Nash but it's just alittle too small, don't ya think!
I know, we should have a contest!
When Skuzzy is on vacation!

Offline Estes

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« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2003, 11:29:00 PM »
I like Octs. :)

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« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2003, 12:08:31 AM »
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The reason people over 35 should be dead is because they are killing the rest of us in their cars.


That doesn't make a lick of sense. Sounds more like a reason all pedestrians should be dead. ;)

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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2003, 03:35:31 AM »
Was at a dinner party couple years ago for 12 people, we worked out that if we had lived 50 years ago - then the 30's and 40's only 2 of us would have been alive - not counting the war - no antibiotics was the biggie, followed by childbirth - burst appendics would have got me....