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Offline funkedup

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« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2003, 10:40:06 AM »
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What would Ron Jeremy do?


Dude she called you up and told you:
1.  She's single.
2.  She had breast enhancements.

She clearly wants to make the sign of the three legged Guatemalan tree squirrel.

TAP THAT donut AND GET THE **** OUTTA DODGE!
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« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2003, 10:41:21 AM »
PS:  RECON PHOTOS
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« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2003, 11:13:43 AM »
Give her a good seeing to!
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« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2003, 11:33:18 AM »
Sounds like Arielle's evil, long lost twin

Do it once, get pics, and run run run.   ;)
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« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2003, 12:10:27 PM »
Dowding - hit it.  

The allure of fake boobs is impossible to resist - you just have to know.  And like Shatenfries said, you dont want to be 50 sitting at some pub kicking yourself for discussing this issue on an internet BBS when you could be laying pipe instead.

She sounds like a tramp (thats good - disposable women rock) so all you need to do is get your bellybutton over there.  Out for a drink or two fine... but dont forget your aim here - hers is probably the same so dont beat around the bush wasting time.

Worse Case Scenario:  You get laid, and because you really suck and didnt pull her hair and spank her ass, she never calls you again.

Best Case Scenario:  You get laid, she calls you the next day, you get laid, she calls you the next day, you get laid, repeat.

So this is really just about how big you can win.  Dont bugger it up Euroman!

EDIT:  Oh yeah and uh...

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« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2003, 12:10:35 PM »
Most broads will always have the guy ready "in the bullpen" in case it doesn't work out with the current guy.

BRING IN THE LEFTIE!!!
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« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2003, 12:23:14 PM »
lol thanks for the laughs :D

I don't know whether she has 'issues'. I've met nuttier women, and after talking to her for a good while she seemed pretty earthed. But who knows... she was going out with this last guy for 8 years.

I'll be honest with the girl and play it from there - I think I'd do that anyway. Not sure if RJ would do that... ;)

I hope she doesn't turn out to be a bunny boiler - I move into a new flat next month and don't want to piss off my neighbours with some psycho cooking wildlife in my flat while I'm at work. Or worse.

And... Leftie Euroman will not shag this up in any sense but the one that matters!
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« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2003, 12:24:26 PM »
Your suggestions regarding pics are most immoral.
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« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2003, 12:26:03 PM »
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Your suggestions regarding pics are most immoral.


Sheesh they don't have to be nekkid or anything...........anyone else want to see Dowdings new.........."friend"?
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« Reply #39 on: August 08, 2003, 12:34:24 PM »
PS:  CHILI DOG!
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« Reply #40 on: August 08, 2003, 12:36:18 PM »
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Most broads will always have the guy ready "in the bullpen" in case it doesn't work out with the current guy.

BRING IN THE LEFTIE!!!


Yep, been the starter and the back-up.  It sucks being the back-up.





















So I pushed her out of the backseat of my Pontiac. :D
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« Reply #41 on: August 08, 2003, 01:29:23 PM »
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Yep, been the starter and the back-up.  It sucks being the back-up.

 


Well - at least you have nothing to lose at the backup - getting pulled from the game as the starter sucks.  ;)
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« Reply #42 on: August 08, 2003, 01:31:00 PM »
No bullpen is much worse.  You spend a lot of of time and effort warming up but you may never get to "take the mound".
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« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2003, 01:47:44 PM »
All thinking does is get ya into trouble....


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« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2003, 02:04:10 PM »
The only way this will work is if she has a friend that has had them done as well, and they both want to test drive them with you together.
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