Aces High.....and "special" presents

[nopoop]

As I've previously mentioned here, when I get killed in this game the repercussions in the poop household are rather drastic..

But we've come to an understanding, the lady and I.

While great bodily harm is the price I pay for dying in this game, with the scars to prove it I might add, I've negotiated the flip side..

Ahhh..the FLIP side..

When I can land a 5 or more kill sortie, I get a "special" present.

MUHAHAHAHAA !!!

So I'm out tonight headed for a fight, the guys are there and say it's rockin. But by the time the wittle Spitty V can make it there, it's a close in semi vultch..

Jeez..

Making the best of it I dive in with abandon. One...two...three..

Well hell, a couple more and it's PRESENT time.

I'm not going to go into the "present" thing to much, more than to say it involves an "apparatus" and other "stuff"...

..four five SIX !!!!!!!!

WHOOT !!

Heheh.."Honey ??"

"Yes dear"

"Itttttt'sss pressssent time !!!"

"Look right here" and I maximized the buffer.

"Ya gotta land them first DEAR"

"No problemo my sweet" "I'm on final..."

"Don't forget the snorkle" I say as I come rolling to a stop..

And I click the tower...

To a buffer that says...

FOUR KILLS TO NOPOOP IN A SPIT V FROM THE *** BLUE KNIGHTS*** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I..I burst into tears..

..can anything be done ?

[jamusta]

Next time use your fingers to count.

"TO MATH CLASS TAKE ME"

[Arlo]

Originally posted by nopoop
As I've previously mentioned here, when I get killed in this game the repercussions in the poop household are rather drastic..

But we've come to an understanding, the lady and I.

While great bodily harm is the price I pay for dying in this game, with the scars to prove it I might add, I've negotiated the flip side..

Ahhh..the FLIP side..

When I can land a 5 or more kill sortie, I get a "special" present.

MUHAHAHAHAA !!!

So I'm out tonight headed for a fight, the guys are there and say it's rockin. But by the time the wittle Spitty V can make it there, it's a close in semi vultch..

Jeez..

Making the best of it I dive in with abandon. One...two...three..

Well hell, a couple more and it's PRESENT time.

I'm not going to go into the "present" thing to much, more than to say it involves an "apparatus" and other "stuff"...

..four five SIX !!!!!!!!

WHOOT !!

Heheh.."Honey ??"

"Yes dear"

"Itttttt'sss pressssent time !!!"

"Look right here" and I maximized the buffer.

"Ya gotta land them first DEAR"

"No problemo my sweet" "I'm on final..."

"Don't forget the snorkle" I say as I come rolling to a stop..

And I click the tower...

To a buffer that says...

FOUR KILLS TO NOPOOP IN A SPIT V FROM THE *** BLUE KNIGHTS*** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I..I burst into tears..

..can anything be done ?

Keep dying and maybe once the S&M session ends you'll get some sympathy sex.

[Tarmac]

"don't forget the snorkel"

Gotta remember that one.  

[Toad]

Nopoop,

Being the kind, gentle, understanding, overly-generous guy that I am, tomorrow night I'll fight you at a quiet out of the way CV place where we won't be disturbed. I want you to up a F4u-1C with full gas, and I'll continue to up in Zeke's and fly straight and level for you.

After all, what are friends for?

What do you get for 20 Kills?

[Westy]

lol.  Love your poosts Nopoop.

And FWIW sun dried tomatoe bagel with cream cheese doesn't smell better going out throught the nose.