Author Topic: The "sucker"....and spud guns.. (Read 515 times)

nopoop · « **on:** August 14, 2003, 11:23:25 PM »

Arriving "just" out of zoom range of the lags and nikkys deep in the fur..

I was busy cogitating the situation and sippin on the cheap beer from the beer holder with a fresh Cuban fired up in my spitty V..

If I don't cogitate, I tend to just dive in and give 32 yahoos with Southern accents somethin to WHOOT about..

No cogitation = ugly

So like I said I was cogitating..

Taking measure of position and speed of the poor bastages that will fall before my guns..

When I notice a picker high flyin a Spit 2.8 away, out of my rear view.

He's headed my way. Quick scan around shows me this guy is hasta be "thinkin" about me.

I love this stuff..

Now, I can't give away that I see him, no banking to let him know..

Slowly and ever so carefully I place my cheap beer in the beer holder thoughtfully provided and place the Cuban in the ashtray....

And pulled the throttle slowly back to cruise..

And watched..

Slewing with my rudder without banking I watched as he came in..

I reached down ever so carefully and tightened my belts..

1.2 and he's slowing down..

...he has a sleeper

At 700 I did the pilot "thingy"..

First merge after the evasive was a headon....pilot "thingy"...

Reversed..

500 and closing..

Cut the corner on the deck..

400...300

Ouch, a brutally handsome fellow squadie drops in and gives him a dose of 30mm Spud guns with an A-8..

The poor bastage just...came...apart..

He screamed on his way in..

Poor bastage..

Ever been hit with a Spud gun ??

That's hurt locker stuff gentlemen.

With a thud..

Dead Man Flying · « **Reply #1 on:** August 15, 2003, 01:39:22 AM »

Nopoop... I love ya, man.

-- Todd/Leviathn (in a platonic way)

Blue Mako · « **Reply #2 on:** August 15, 2003, 02:05:57 AM »

Nopoop, you should have barged in front of that kill-stealing-bastage-of-a-squaddie while he was a-firing.

That's what kill shooter is there for.

lazs2 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 15, 2003, 08:04:13 AM »

In our squad kill stealing from each other is an art form.

lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's

Curval · « **Reply #4 on:** August 15, 2003, 08:14:56 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
In our squad kill stealing from each other is an art form.

lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's

Ours too.

hblair · « **Reply #5 on:** August 15, 2003, 08:16:48 AM »

healthy dose of thirtys is just what the doctor ordered. 'sploding em in midair is the best way.

lazs2 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 15, 2003, 08:20:15 AM »

curval... you should check. I believe that some royalties may be due us since we hold the patent.

Ouch has adapted very well to fun eh poopie? he's a natural. brings a tear to my eye to see him swoop down and blow your kill out of the sky. I'm so..... proud.

lazs
Public Relations Officer of the BK's

Swager · « **Reply #7 on:** August 15, 2003, 08:20:46 AM »

Thanks poop! I needed that this morning! Good read!!

There were some good furs at A30 last night. Was fun, I flew longer than I usually do. The Mongrels also had a good squad turnout.

Gloves · « **Reply #8 on:** August 15, 2003, 08:29:56 AM »

Dangit poop, why couldn't I have been there to steal the kill.

Glove

Westy · « **Reply #9 on:** August 15, 2003, 08:47:41 AM »

What Swager said

This was an enjoyable read with this mornings coffee.
I wish I could have stayed on as the dogfighting there was enjoyable. Unfortunatley I had to leave just as I saw you and your squad show up (although something tells me I'd not have had much luck beating any of you to many kills for the rest of the night)

Westy

Curval · « **Reply #10 on:** August 15, 2003, 09:06:37 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
curval... you should check. I believe that some royalties may be due us since we hold the patent.

lol...well it was deja, I think (it may have been hblair though, just don't remember) that gave me a lecture on how our squad steals kills from other country-mates...and that we were famous for it. I started to defend the honour of my squad when I was informed that such actions earn bragging rights in our squad.

Hell, our XO isn't called "Swoop" for nothing.

Skuzzy · « **Reply #11 on:** August 15, 2003, 10:19:09 AM »

Nopoop, your AAR's are a hoot! LOL!

Ouch · « **Reply #12 on:** August 15, 2003, 10:32:49 AM »

Ouch, a brutally handsome fellow squadie drops in and gives him a dose of 30mm Spud guns with an A-8..

Obviously we have never met in person. :-)

The poor bastage just...came...apart..

He screamed on his way in..

Poor bastage..

While this was an enjoyable steal, I actually 'missed' what I was aiming at. I was trying to straddle him with my 30mm's to take off both enemy wings. I like to watch them spin on the way down, beating on the canopy to try and get out.