Author Topic: In the tradition of our Warbirds forefathers... (Read 2566 times)

hblair · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2001, 11:03:00 AM »

I woulda thought the 13th TAS would like to fly in the Combat Theatre seeings how you fellas just fly around at hi altitudes doing meteorological research and all.

mrfish · « **Reply #16 on:** August 16, 2001, 11:03:00 AM »

lol hb you're killin me stop...

tshred · « **Reply #17 on:** August 16, 2001, 11:05:00 AM »

ROFLMAO at all of you!

I've only been in the MA once since the CT opened up, and I must say it's one hell of a lot more fun. Yesterday Fester suggested we fly with freindly only icons, talk about immersion! I think what he said was right also, the gunnery is a whole lot easier and I had no problems shooting down Spits, just not Festers tho! Sure wish more of you would drop by.

ts

Chewbacca · « **Reply #18 on:** August 16, 2001, 11:11:00 AM »

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA!

discod · « **Reply #19 on:** August 16, 2001, 11:32:00 AM »

ROFLOLAPMP <translation> (Rollin on the floor laughing out loud almost peed my pants)

This is the funniest thread I've read/seen in a long while!!!

he he he he

Rude · « **Reply #20 on:** August 16, 2001, 11:34:00 AM »

Ahhh my young adversary...you see, what you mistake as high altitude folly, is in truth, merely a group of friends yappin on the grab.

We tend to bring our own band to the party and dance to our own music...unlike some who feel the need to slam dance, we prefer the waltz

When you get older, you'll understand that to have it all is not a bad thing, but to not savor it, is a shame

dtango · « **Reply #21 on:** August 16, 2001, 11:52:00 AM »

Top 10 Reasons Why CA Pilots are Better than MA Pilots
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CA pilots have lots of free time (=no life).
CA is where the purist form of "simmers" fly (=nerds).
CA pilots love "reality" shows like MTV's "The Real World".
CA pilots have difficulty distinguishing between reality and make believe.
CA pilots are delusional (convinced that AH is reality and not a game).
CA pilots have make believe friends to substitute for "real" friends.
CA pilots believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
CA pilots prefer mostly boredom with just a bit of excitement.
MA pilots prefer mostly excitement and hate being bored.
CA pilots think that their computer IS really an airplane.

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #22 on:** August 16, 2001, 12:16:00 PM »

TOP 10 REASONS MA PILOTS ARE BETTER
10: Better Equipment.. Y'know what I mean!

9: No strange odors surrounding them.

8: Do not need extra-large canopies because ego does not need another dimension to reside in.

7: Strong and fit, because they are in combat more often.

6: Tone buttock's (for the ladies) from bailing out so much and chasing sheep.

5: Experienced in the art of love making to women, compared to the CT piolets who consider sheep "the best thing since yankin' n' spankin"!

4: Fully capable of flying while completely inebriated and still whoop some ass!

3: Excellent knowledge of ACM, do not require jumping other piolets while they are on the crapper to get kills.

2: Mentally disturbed on the ground, even moreso in the air.

and finally...

1: MA piolets have the biggest joysticks!!!

-SW

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AKSWulfe · « **Reply #23 on:** August 16, 2001, 12:27:00 PM »

-SW

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AKDejaVu · « **Reply #24 on:** August 16, 2001, 12:30:00 PM »

10. MA pilots are virgins (that is they've never has sex with a girl)

9. MA pilots are FDP love toys.

8. MA pilots don't drink 'cause they aren't 21 yet

7. MA pilots: you can see them coming from miles away.

6. MA pilots spend 20 minutes in the hangar trying to figure out what plane to fly next.

5. MA pilots have unusually large right forearms from spending 20 minutes in the hangar on a regular basis.

4. MA pilots check for tp after they sit down.

3. MA pilots have velcro flight gloves just in case they bail.

2. MA pilots are relieved that Fester is now in the CA.

1. MA pilots need bigger joysticks to compensate.

AKDejaVu

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #25 on:** August 16, 2001, 12:32:00 PM »

10: Dejavu is a panzy
9: Dejavu is a panzy
8: Dejavu is a panzy
7: Dejavu is a panzy
6: Dejavu is a panzy
5: Dejavu is a panzy
4: Dejavu is a panzy
3: Dejavu is a panzy
2: Dejavu is a panzy
1: Dejavu and Hblair are friends with benefits!

-SW

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #26 on:** August 16, 2001, 01:00:00 PM »

10. CA pilots have actually seen girls naked.

9. CA pilots stole the TP from the FDP's latrine.

8. CA pilots don't think beer tastes "yuckie"

7. CA pilots only visit the hangar on special occasions.

6. CA pilots have large right and left forearms. Some jobs just require two hands.

5. CA pilots check for TP BEFORE they sit down.

4. CA pilots don't need velcro to catch sheep.

3. CA pilots can't figure out why the MA was so afraid of Fester.

2. CA pilots aren't refering to their flight controls when speaking of their big joysticks.

1. CA pilots can keep it up twice as long.

AKDejaVu

hblair · « **Reply #27 on:** August 16, 2001, 01:18:00 PM »

Woohoo! DJ's on my side.

Neeeener, Neeeener!

DJ, can I borrow 20 bucks?

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #28 on:** August 16, 2001, 01:24:00 PM »

<hands hblair $20>"Chow said you'd know what to do".

AKDejaVu

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AKSWulfe · « **Reply #29 on:** August 16, 2001, 01:43:00 PM »

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10. CA pilots have actually seen girls naked.

Porn don't count!

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9. CA pilots stole the TP from the FDP's latrine.

Jokes on you, that's 1-ply!!!

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8. CA pilots don't think beer tastes "yuckie"

Perhaps, but you also prefer fruity wine coolers above all else.

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7. CA pilots only visit the hangar on special occasions.

Yeah, kind of like how the Ambiguously Gay Duo are special friends.

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6. CA pilots have large right and left forearms. Some jobs just require two hands.

One to hold the magnifying glass, the other for the tweezers.

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5. CA pilots check for TP BEFORE they sit down.

You sit down to pee? Well that explains it all!

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4. CA pilots don't need velcro to catch sheep.

CA pilots can't even catch a cold, let alone sheep!

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3. CA pilots can't figure out why the MA was so afraid of Fester.

CA pilots are too busy being vulched by Fester to figure anything out.

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2. CA pilots aren't refering to their flight controls when speaking of their big joysticks.

Yeah, they are referring to the only thing they can get up... their middle finger!

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1. CA pilots can keep it up twice as long.

Good for you, why do you need your middle finger up for more than a minute anyway?

-SW