Ok this is sickening.
Back in tye olde days, soul grabbings were easy to come by. Sure, you'd have yer oppoents, such as the priests and knights in the crusades, but these were corrupted and easy to lure, err, convince to sell what they most obviously had very little of.
But on AH - what has happened? For milleniums I've kept building people up to swear. And what happens? A possible ¤%&¤& software thingy can take it all away.
I suggest you guys straighten up and start swearing more, or the world will go to heaven in a handbasket. You'll end up angels, *think* about that? Instead of a condo at the Lake Of Laval, you'll be forced to spend eternity of a freaking moist cloud!
And, you'll be crossbred with birds! Xeno technology baby, how did YOU think angels ended up with them wings?
SO, join my forces, and we shall be able to revert the mud slining campaign of god and his hordes! Swear today, join me in hell tomorrow - it'll be fun! For instance, on Mondays, we play cricket with the heads of American opportunist fighterpilots. On Tuesday, we all go to the zoo and feed the lions some Christians. One big happy family here.
I must strongly urge you to use more foul language, add another icnrement of immaturity - or else!
Best regards
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Satan Claus
JG54 "Grünherz"
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StSanta
JG54 "Grünherz"
"Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again"
