Had to come here and check the update on the silicone situation.
Geeze Dowding...from what you wrote it almost sounds like you have a conscience!!??!!!
WTF is up with that?
Go get yerself some as much as humanly possible...shag 'em both rotten baby..yeah....
Hate to say it, but if you don't someone else will.
Just don't get either of 'em knocked up.