how big are your balls?

[mason22]

AN AMAZING CONCLUSION
 
 

 

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.



 

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

 

 

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

 



4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

 

 

5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

 

 

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.

 


AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

[gofaster]

Volleyball players spike their balls.

[funkedup]

Interesting finding, similar to the inverse relationship between noodle size and vehicle weight.

[slimm50]

Mason,

What were you drinking or smoking when you thought this through? I mean, it's so sensible it's eery.

[Saurdaukar]

Where does hockey fit into all this?

[ra]

This reminds me of some female African-American professor I saw on TV years ago.  She was talking about how large balls like basketballs and footballs are dark, while small ones like golf balls and baseballs where white.  Her conclusion was that, since white people invented all these balls, they were unconciously acknowledging the inferiority of white gentalia.  She was serious, too.  That is what happens when you send a medocre mind to study social 'science'.  I bet your taxes paid for her education.

ra <-- invented the beach ball

[midnight Target]

Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Where does hockey fit into all this?

No balls at all.

[CyranoAH]

Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Where does hockey fit into all this?

I was wondering the same about fencing.

Daniel

[nuchpatrick]

Originally posted by CyranoAH
I was wondering the same about fencing.
 

Means your a lesbian..

[CyranoAH]

Originally posted by nuchpatrick
Means your a lesbian..

Ka-ching! Yeah that one will take you directly to Comedy Central...

Woot we sure got some wonderful wannabe comedians here. Give the fella a round of applause... at least he tried!

Daniel

[Syzygyone]

Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Where does hockey fit into all this?

You used to have balls but they were squshed flat and frozen.

Short term - "Married"

[DiabloTX]

Originally posted by ra
This reminds me of some female African-American professor I saw on TV years ago.  She was talking about how large balls like basketballs and footballs are dark, while small ones like golf balls and baseballs where white.  Her conclusion was that, since white people invented all these balls, they were unconciously acknowledging the inferiority of white gentalia.  She was serious, too.  That is what happens when you send a medocre mind to study social 'science'.  I bet your taxes paid for her education.

ra <-- invented the beach ball

I guess it never crossed her pin-headed mind (always playing the race card ) that the smaller the ball is it will need to be a brighter color to see it.  Is that just too easy or what?

The mind, its a terrible thing.

[Tumor]

Originally posted by gofaster
Volleyball players spike their balls.

Your statement actually cause me a moment of phantom pain

[Curval]

I like to play golf.

<----  looks down

...yeah...golf.

Still...see my sig.