Reminds of a guy I used to know. He owned a 46', 3 engined center console ocean racer(cigarette type), outfitted for marlin fishing. He also had it painted like a Pakistani bus- uglleee!. The reason he had that boat, of course, is that in Texas you have to run 60-100 miles offshore to catch marlin, and he used to go every weekend by himself, and he could get there in 2 hours, whereas it would take us 4-5 hours in our Hats and Bertrams.
It looked suspicious to the DEA, I guess, because one weekend we came back to the dock and his whole boat was spread in the parking lot like that car(but not so neat). They took every part that would come off, off, searching for drugs. There were none of course; he was a doctor that just liked to marlin fish. We gave him hell for years about it, but he still kept the boat.
