Author Topic: Doctor: I've got good news and bad news... (Read 305 times)

crowMAW · « **on:** August 28, 2003, 04:14:10 PM »

Patient: What is the bad news?

Doctor: I accidentally amputated your noodle.

Patient: What is the good news?

Doctor: I just saved a bundle on my car insurance.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20030828/od_nm/noodle_dc

Dowding · « **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2003, 04:34:25 PM »

$5 Million? I'd want $5 billion so I could invest it in prosthetic research.

Silat · « **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2003, 04:35:52 PM »

Dowding how would you know it was gone?:}

type_char · « **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2003, 04:59:48 PM »

>Patient: What is the bad news?

>Doctor: I accidentally amputated your noodle.

That wouldnt work for me either. I need my noodle.

Kevin14 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 28, 2003, 05:05:26 PM »

Man, if that happened to me I would have a tube going from my urethra hole to the base of my wrist inside of me. Imagine the possibilities...

Dowding · « **Reply #5 on:** August 28, 2003, 05:35:40 PM »

Very funny Silat.

How's it going anyway? Still playing AH?