Author Topic: Wife Ack (Read 1567 times)

Cooley · « **Reply #15 on:** August 30, 2003, 12:47:47 AM »

^ what he said, Mom ack is a bit more deadly IMO

Lost more perk rides to wife/mom ack then I would care to admit:cool:

Twist · « **Reply #16 on:** August 30, 2003, 02:22:18 AM »

Funny, with all the cat lovers who fly here I just knew someone would have mentioned 'cat-ack' or at least 'pet-ack'.

Oh wait...I just did.

Cat-ack is bad, it can alter your trim settings, throttle position and even take a plane out of auto-climb while your fixing more nachos and grabbing a cold one. And THATS why I don't 'furball'...

-Concho- · « **Reply #17 on:** August 30, 2003, 04:25:26 PM »

Its taken me a mere 9 years to get to the point where my wife expects absoluty nothing from me.

Nilsen · « **Reply #18 on:** August 30, 2003, 06:07:23 PM »

i just told my gf that she is a GREAT cook.. now she actually belives me and that gives me alot of free time when she is in the kichen preparing some "snacks" (or so she calls it anyway).

im actually impatiently waiting for the "ack" my kid will give me when he/she spawns in May

(guess that wont last tho)

Lizard3 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 31, 2003, 01:31:28 AM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen10
i just told my gf that she is a GREAT cook.. now she actually belives me and that gives me alot of free time when she is in the kichen preparing some "snacks" (or so she calls it anyway).

im actually impatiently waiting for the "ack" my kid will give me when he/she spawns in May (guess that wont last tho)

Last?

HA! You've got an education coming!

Nilsen · « **Reply #20 on:** August 31, 2003, 01:46:17 AM »

I suppose I am Lizzard

ramzey · « **Reply #21 on:** August 31, 2003, 06:07:44 AM »

feel fear:)

SlapShot · « **Reply #22 on:** August 31, 2003, 10:37:52 AM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen10
i just told my gf that she is a GREAT cook.. now she actually belives me and that gives me alot of free time when she is in the kichen preparing some "snacks" (or so she calls it anyway).

im actually impatiently waiting for the "ack" my kid will give me when he/she spawns in May (guess that wont last tho)

Congrats Nilsen ... health and prosperity to you, your wife, and the he/she spawn.

I occasionally die to the wife ack ... child ack are late models (20-28 years old) so they are no longer a threat. Now the grand-child ack is something similar to child ack, but they wheel that ack out of the house eventually (love 'em both).

Nilsen · « **Reply #23 on:** August 31, 2003, 10:53:43 AM »

Thanks Slapshot....

your oldest is my age it seems

Creamo · « **Reply #24 on:** August 31, 2003, 11:18:33 AM »

Close the office/computer gaming room door.

Curval · « **Reply #25 on:** August 31, 2003, 11:32:06 AM »

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Originally posted by Creamo
Close the office/computer gaming room door.

Currently that is the bedroom until I am moved into the new house.

Closing that door merely closes me into the same room with her.

band · « **Reply #26 on:** August 31, 2003, 11:39:38 AM »

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I occasionally die to the wife ack ... child ack are late models (20-28 years old) so they are no longer a threat. Now the grand-child ack is something similar to child ack, but they wheel that ack out of the house eventually (love 'em both).

Slapshot the trouble with having child-ack that age is that with them gone wife-ack can focus on me exclusively.

Pepe · « **Reply #27 on:** September 01, 2003, 05:55:40 AM »

I rather like the concept "Wifebounced", which I regularly suffer.

Flyboy · « **Reply #28 on:** September 01, 2003, 06:20:27 AM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen10
i just told my gf that she is a GREAT cook.. now she actually belives me and that gives me alot of free time when she is in the kichen preparing some "snacks" (or so she calls it anyway).

i sure hope for you that your wife doesnt browse the internet

mipoikel · « **Reply #29 on:** September 01, 2003, 06:58:37 AM »