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an Engineer dies and finds himself at the pearly gates ,ole gabrial looks at him and asks ... didnt you help design that aircraft that crashed killing 400 people ???
the Engineer replys " yes i did '' ..
gabrial says ''well your at the wrong place . over there to that down escalator."
the Engineer goes down the escalator and finds himself at the gates to hell ....
Saten asks him .." what are you doing hear youve done nothing bad"
the Engineer replys... "well they didnt want me up there beacuse one of my aircraft i help to design crashed "
Saten ponders this for awhile and finally decides "well i guess i could use an engineer in here "
well the engineer gets all settled in and starts fixing and building all this great stuff .... air conditioning , fridges to keep the beer cold, big screen tvs , computer games , ect
ole God looks in one day and notices that everyone is all relaxed drinking beer playing games .... enjoying themselves .....
so he asks Saten "whats up with that "
And Saten replies " well its all thanks to that engineer you guys sent me ....."
God Yells "well that was a mistacke give him back or i'll Sue "
Saten replies " now how are you gonna do that ???"
"I have all the lawyers ... "