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Offline TPIguy

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« on: September 06, 2003, 01:02:30 PM »
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Offline Maniac

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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2003, 01:10:42 PM »
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"By virtue of the fact that the explosion was confined in an upward direction, it went up into his pelvis, blasted a great hole in the pelvis, ruptured the urethra, injured muscles in the floor of the pelvis which rendered him incontinent.


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Offline SOB

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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2003, 01:28:25 PM »
I must this idiot for doing the world a favor and removing himself from the gene pool.  It takes someone truly special to do what's right for the greater good.


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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2003, 02:55:39 PM »
Darwin in action.
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2003, 07:16:05 PM »
"Thank you for calling the incontinence hotline, can you hold please?"
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Offline MRPLUTO

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« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2003, 10:39:50 AM »
Clearly, the man is a front-runner for this year's Darwin Award.

http://www.darwinawards.com/


There was a warning on a Superman cape:  "Cape does not enable user to fly."  This sounds funny, but the purpose is to protect the maker, not the user.  Anyone dumb enough to jump off a building in a Superman cape expecting to fly isn't smart enough to heed a warning tag.  Just like this moron ignored the disclaimer at the beginning of this movie.

A company could market cigarettes in a black pack with a skull & crossbones, call them "Cancersticks" and people would still buy them.

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Offline Mathman

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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2003, 11:37:40 AM »
WTG Pluto!  You are doing an admirable job filling in for Rip while he is practicing his survival skills like Benecio Del Toro in "The Hunted."
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Offline MRPLUTO

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« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2003, 01:27:17 PM »
:D

Really wasn't trying to fill in for Rip; I just calls 'em as I sees 'em.

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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2003, 04:20:01 PM »
Ohhhh, so that's why its called "love muffin".
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2003, 04:22:58 PM »
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Originally posted by Maverick
Darwin in action.
sisnce he's now setrile ... yes :D no reproduction of THAT gene pool
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