Author Topic: Be all that you can be in the army (Read 535 times)

Pfunk · « **on:** September 08, 2003, 01:01:01 PM »

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=97&ncid=751&e=7&u=/hsn/20030905/hl_hsn/1in10femalearmyrecruitshaschlamydia

Ripsnort · « **Reply #1 on:** September 08, 2003, 01:25:56 PM »

Gee, what a surprise.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 08, 2003, 02:47:51 PM »

Enlisted soldiers with STDs? Shocking!

Mini D · « **Reply #3 on:** September 08, 2003, 02:54:33 PM »

8 guys in my flight at basic got crabs when trying on uniforms (has to be done before they issue you your initial set). All the inconvenience with none of the fun that precedes it.

Nothing worse than getting an STD than getting it without the S.

Anyone that nails a military gal on the first date is pretty much guaranteed to have hit one of the "one in ten"... but you don't really care much at that age.

MiniD

P.S. I know that crabs aren't technically a disease... but they're right up there in ranking of STDs.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 08, 2003, 03:01:22 PM »

I saw a guy with a T-shirt advertising a crab restaurant. The front said "Itchin' for Crabs".

Pfunk · « **Reply #5 on:** September 08, 2003, 03:12:28 PM »

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Originally posted by FUNKED1
I saw a guy with a T-shirt advertising a crab restaurant. The front said "Itchin' for Crabs".

Ripsnort · « **Reply #6 on:** September 08, 2003, 03:17:13 PM »

Crabs and head lice are basically the same bug, true or not? (I've had crabs, and I got them the old fashioned way, I earned them!

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SunKing · « **Reply #7 on:** September 08, 2003, 03:35:29 PM »

What was his name?

Swoop · « **Reply #8 on:** September 08, 2003, 03:38:43 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Crabs and head lice are basically the same bug, true or not? (I've had crabs, and I got them the old fashioned way, I earned them! )

Man, that's sig material.

type_char · « **Reply #9 on:** September 08, 2003, 05:05:02 PM »

Hum thats awfull.

Off on a tangent but Im gona be visiting my uncle. He happens to be a former 2 star General. Been ten years, cant wait to see him!

wulfie · « **Reply #10 on:** September 08, 2003, 05:14:16 PM »

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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Enlisted soldiers with STDs? Shocking!

Shocking indeed. Why couldn't they have exhibited some class and contracted 'nonspecific urethritis' like those Officers and Gentlemen who bravely lead them into harm's bedroo-er I mean harm's way?

Mike/wulfie

type_char · « **Reply #11 on:** September 08, 2003, 05:20:46 PM »

Well he wasnt a Gen in the US military so it aint that big of a deal but I still think its rather cool. He invited me over and I hear he has a swimming pool.

Dune · « **Reply #12 on:** September 08, 2003, 09:59:29 PM »