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My Darling Baarbara,
When I saw your beautiful mouth chewing on the succulent grass I fell deeply in love with you. I feel you are the one meant for me and I hope you feel the same way. Meet me by the compost heap at 9pm.
Yours lovingly,
Ewan.

site i got this from:
http://www.b3ta.com/