Author Topic: How to poop at work. (Read 827 times)

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 11, 2003, 06:23:04 PM »

Yep good point Oct. Personally, if somebody else is pooping in there, I look at it as a personal challenge. I will out-poop them and dominate the crapper.

Tarmac · « **Reply #16 on:** September 11, 2003, 06:26:36 PM »

wait a minute... testing... ****,

hey oct, how'd you type the s hit word?

Tarmac · « **Reply #17 on:** September 11, 2003, 06:31:17 PM »

A buddy and I once made fun of a guy's small girly poops so much that he left a weeklong camping trip after 3 days.

I guess the guy was really insecure about his small poops.

Ripper29 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 11, 2003, 06:33:27 PM »

This is all and well but one has to be careful in public washrooms. A couple years ago we had a sicko stalking the public rooms at the local Greyhound Station. This guy would wait until someone took a dump and the reach under the stall and into the bowl and grab onto the freshly deposited "poop". Then to top things off he proceeded to , how should I say this, consume his trophy .

Apparently he was suffering from some for of mental illness that caused this behavior. He made a "clean" getaway the first couple times but eventually was apprehended with the evidence still visible in his hands and face.

Just a warning.......

rc51 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 11, 2003, 06:35:21 PM »

Good god man:D
LMAO
Been there done that:D

Octavius · « **Reply #20 on:** September 11, 2003, 06:40:46 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripper29
...then to top things off he proceeded to , how should I say this, consume his trophy .

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Originally posted by a sick rc51...

Been there done that

rc51 step away from the bar!!

Tarmac - it's a secret! We'll see how long it takes to bust me

Curval · « **Reply #21 on:** September 11, 2003, 06:40:52 PM »

I lived with an Austrailian guy...he worked out alot and ates lots and lots of all types of healthy food. Still does. He would lay so much pipe that it wouldn't all flush away...ever.

He started using a stick to get it all down after I started leaving mine in plain view on purpose.

It was like "Poop Wars".

Dinger · « **Reply #22 on:** September 11, 2003, 06:48:22 PM »

I dunno, healthy stuff is one thing, but a squirt is just an unpleasant thing to be around.
Plus, as ripper points out, an office toilet is one thing, but you don't want to loiter around a public restroom. Watch out for coprophages, and if possible use your intel to figure out which public restrooms are used for OOS ("Operations Other than Shjtting"), lest someone pull a george michael on your ass.

SunKing · « **Reply #23 on:** September 11, 2003, 07:07:00 PM »

COURTESY FLUSH here. unfortunately many others aren't.

Raubvogel · « **Reply #24 on:** September 11, 2003, 09:43:33 PM »

I prefer to announce loudly in my best Austin Powers voice "Who does #2 work for?!"