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« on: September 15, 2003, 09:30:40 AM »
AP) - Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, the most overexposed couple on the planet, were supposed to exchange wedding vows Sunday — but instead there was a report that they had ended their tabloid-chronicled storybook romance. Amid the frantic speculation surrounding the pair last week, People magazine reported Sunday that Affleck has dumped Lopez due to "second thoughts" about their impending wedding. Dubbed "Bennifer" by gossip wags, the pair planned to wed at a mansion estate near Santa Barbara.

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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2003, 09:48:47 AM »
WHY IS THIS ON EVER FREAKIN NEWS SOURCE IN THE WORLD?:mad:

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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2003, 09:49:46 AM »
I don't even know who they. (actor and actress obviously, but other than that..shrugs)

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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2003, 09:51:48 AM »
Ben Affleck is the most talented actor in the history of the universe.  We are privileged to live on the same earth as he.  Any movie that he is not in sucks.  Everything he does is newsworthy.

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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2003, 09:53:48 AM »
aperently along with the proverbial 15-minutes of fame,  they now get a 15-minute marriage (ok I'm being optimistic, it probably wont last that long).

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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2003, 10:08:24 AM »
I have never gotten this hyper fascination with celebrities away from the screen, music stage or the playing field. Get a frickin life. Most of the celebs (the ones getting most of the attention at least) seem to be more marketing than talent, so perhaps that explains it.

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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2003, 10:10:02 AM »
he realized the size her bottom would get in later years :)
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« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2003, 10:15:45 AM »
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WHY IS THIS ON EVER FREAKIN NEWS SOURCE IN THE WORLD?


Because Justin Timberlake is on every single shrecking radio station?

I hate that ****. And that whiny song "Where is the love?" has all the maturity of a kid's essay about how 'The world is a truly awful place filled with bad people...'

I can't communicate how much I dislike Justin Timberlake, and the simpering music press that seems to hail him as the best thing EVAR.

Bennifer pales into insignificance as an irritant.
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« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2003, 10:24:42 AM »
What's ridiculous is that the news media thinks I give a damn.

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« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2003, 11:27:52 AM »
He met the other Jennifer Lopeezzz, and fell in love with her taco-flavored kisses.

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« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2003, 12:02:51 PM »
I personaly hope that Ben and Jennifor DIE, M.F.s, DIE.

Yeah, and that Logpond guy....errr, Timberlake banana too.
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« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2003, 12:05:32 PM »
I come to the AH BBS to escape the hollywood infested media puppets and I find this thread!?!?!?  :mad:

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« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2003, 12:08:03 PM »
who?

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« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2003, 03:10:17 PM »
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He met the other Jennifer Lopeezzz, and fell in love with her taco-flavored kisses.

No more Taco Flavored Kisses for Ben!
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« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2003, 03:48:05 PM »
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I don't even know who they.


Don't leave us in suspense Rip, who they what?  What?????????????????????
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