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Offline B17Skull12

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« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2003, 06:29:38 PM »
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LMFAO .. i go through more ketchup than anyone i know... if i get a burger and fries at a pub i will use at least 3/4 a full standard glass bottle of heinz :D
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i can never get the stuff to come out.......................... ............................. .......
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Offline BenDover

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« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2003, 06:39:44 PM »
Thats why we have squeezy bottles now.
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« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2003, 07:09:12 PM »
sueeze bottles are for *****s...anyway the plastic ruins the taste
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« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2003, 07:10:00 PM »
Pyro: These are the good years for me and hitech. The Skuzzy got accepted into a nice boarding school in Venezuela. The dog got his degree from obedience school, awarded posthumously. And that funny smell wasn't from either one of us, it was a dead squirrel in the furnace.

We should have been happy, and yet, the other night I came to work and found hitech staring out the lunch room window. Hitech,  Is something wrong?

Hitech: Pyro - I don't think I'll ever be a microsoft engineer.

Pyro: Oh?

Hitech: I've been turned down by the Famous Software Designers School.

Pyro: The one that advertises on the back of matchbooks? With a picture of a bug that says "Design  Me"?

Hitech: That's the one. I sent in my application and they sent back a note that said my ideas were puerile and jejune.

Pyro: Oh Hitech -

Hitech: They suggested I apply to their Famous Carpet Layer's School instead.

Pyro: Oh dear ...

Hitech: I worked so hard over that program. The smoke trail, the damage model, the tanks and artillery shells, the souvenir pillows from Hawaii ...

Pyro: You're a real human being, Hitech. Not many real humans do well at microsft. They're just not compatible.

Hitech: And then just last month I was turned down for the 2gb memory hogging applications from texas contest -

Pyro: Oh, what do they know? Really. What did you send in on the audition CD?

Hitech: A five-minute talk about the importance of a well designed flight sim, Pyro. It was my best work. People  on the BBS heard it and wept.

Pyro: You know what you need, Hitech?

Hitech: Yes. A break.

Pyro: No, you need ketchup. Ketchup has natural mellowing agents that help dull the pain of unrealized dreams. C'mon, let's go to the kitchen and I'll fix you some toast. With ketchup.

Hitech: I feel better already.

muzak:

    The sounds of morning, the ocean at sunrise
    The seagulls circling in the pink blue skies
    The tide is flowing like ketchup on french fries.

 Ketchup ... ketchup.












(adapted from PHC - Garrison Keillor)
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Offline NOD2000

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« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2003, 07:17:03 PM »
LOL that was great ergRTC!!!!
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« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2003, 07:20:27 PM »
or even better...

Lazs: Shane and I know that wealth is not measured in monetary terms, but in friendships. So last week, when we started a big thread on the BBS, I felt like the richest man alive. Until everybody started leaving after nine replies. And we were left alone, with about $ 600 worth of party snacks.

(NIGHT AMBIENCE, CRICKETS)

Shane: What's wrong, Lazs? It's midnight and you're sitting buck-naked in the middle of the backyard surrounded by loaded weapons?

Lazs: I'm deeply depressed, shane.

Shane: It's the BBS, isn't it----

Lazs: I don't think our friends really like us, Shane. How could they not realize the trouble we went to----? The hand-rolled sarcasm....the gourmet leg humping, the seven kinds of whine including "play my way or else" and smoked "spitdweebs" and cilantro-onion-La7 and p51 flambee'.

Shane: Maybe we were trying too hard to impress everyone.

Lazs: You think so?

Shane: Maybe we forgot about the basics, Lazs.

Lazs: You mean-----?

Shane: We forgot the ketchup, Lazs

Lazs: You're right.

Shane: And many studies show that ketchup contains natural relaxing agents that promote friendship.

Lazs: Maybe we should start another thread next weekend.

Shane: Okay.

Lazs: And this time we'll include ketchup.

Shane: I brought you some, Lazs.

Lazs: Ketchup on a piece of white bread. My favorite.

Shane: I love you, Lazs.

Lazs: So do I, Shane.

(SINGS):

    These are the good years, in the golden sun,
    A new day is dawning, a new life has begun,
    The river flowing like ketchup on a bun.







again phc and garrison keillor
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Offline B17Skull12

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« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2003, 07:35:26 PM »
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Originally posted by ergRTC
or even better...

Lazs: Shane and I know that wealth is not measured in monetary terms, but in friendships. So last week, when we started a big thread on the BBS, I felt like the richest man alive. Until everybody started leaving after nine replies. And we were left alone, with about $ 600 worth of party snacks.

(NIGHT AMBIENCE, CRICKETS)

Shane: What's wrong, Lazs? It's midnight and you're sitting buck-naked in the middle of the backyard surrounded by loaded weapons?

Lazs: I'm deeply depressed, shane.

Shane: It's the BBS, isn't it----

Lazs: I don't think our friends really like us, Shane. How could they not realize the trouble we went to----? The hand-rolled sarcasm....the gourmet leg humping, the seven kinds of whine including "play my way or else" and smoked "spitdweebs" and cilantro-onion-La7 and p51 flambee'.

Shane: Maybe we were trying too hard to impress everyone.

Lazs: You think so?

Shane: Maybe we forgot about the basics, Lazs.

Lazs: You mean-----?

Shane: We forgot the ketchup, Lazs

Lazs: You're right.

Shane: And many studies show that ketchup contains natural relaxing agents that promote friendship.

Lazs: Maybe we should start another thread next weekend.

Shane: Okay.

Lazs: And this time we'll include ketchup.

Shane: I brought you some, Lazs.

Lazs: Ketchup on a piece of white bread. My favorite.

Shane: I love you, Lazs.

Lazs: So do I, Shane.

(SINGS):

    These are the good years, in the golden sun,
    A new day is dawning, a new life has begun,
    The river flowing like ketchup on a bun.







again phc and garrison keillor
:lol :rofl :lol :rofl :lol :rofl
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Offline MajorDay

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« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2003, 09:03:38 PM »
Not 2 weeks........."3rd Quarter"
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Offline B17Skull12

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« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2003, 09:05:24 PM »
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Originally posted by MajorDay
Not 2 weeks........."3rd Quarter"
2 weeks until end of 3rd quarter ;)
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« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2003, 03:48:24 AM »
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sueeze bottles are for *****s...anyway the plastic ruins the taste


Tastes the same to me....either you've forgoten to shake the bottle, or your using cheap ****.
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Offline Westy

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« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2003, 08:34:44 AM »
That was really good ergRTC!  :D  

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Offline jonnyb

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« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2003, 05:01:53 PM »
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If I was told in January that my wife was going to have a baby, you're damned right I would want it to come out in September :D


ROFL...funny how that is exactly my situation...found out in January and my wife's in early labor.  Looks like she's right on track :)
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Offline Halo

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« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2003, 09:09:43 PM »
Puerile?  Jejune?  Cilantro?  Hot dang, ergRTC -- you're escalating the banter meter.  Is this a great BB or what?   AHII better debut soon or nobody will understand the graffiti.
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« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2003, 12:26:09 AM »
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C'mon dude, Tic Tac Toe 3D dosn't count.



...-Gixer
~Hells Angels~



That was one of our late ones


More pictures!!!!!


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« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2003, 05:36:09 AM »
HiTech, is The PUTZ! and  AHII will be done in 2 weeks NOT,
HiTech, is The PUTZ!
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