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« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2003, 01:45:56 PM »
Bush & Cheney
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« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2003, 02:26:30 PM »
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=123

"Beans...Brocoli...and washed them down with some crabcakes..."

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« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2003, 02:32:14 PM »
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 LOL great scene from a great movie... and I hate that french guy!

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« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2003, 02:57:19 PM »
Milk and Grapefruit Juice
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« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2003, 03:18:08 PM »
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To be Scientific about it    

 FLATUS ODOR JUDGE
 
Odor judges are com-mon in the research labs of mouthwash companies, where the halitosis-inflicted blow great gusts of breath in their faces to test product efficacy. But Minneapolis gastroenterologist Michael Levitt recently took the job to another level—or, rather, to the other end. Levitt paid two brave souls to indulge repeatedly in the odors of other people's farts. (Levitt refuses to divulge the remuneration, but it would seem safe to characterize it thusly: Not enough.) Sixteen healthy subjects volunteered to eat pinto beans and insert small plastic collection tubes into their anuses (worst-job runners-up, to be sure). After each "episode of flatulence," Levitt syringed the gas into a discrete container, rigorously maintaining fart integrity. The odor judges then sat down with at least 100 samples, opened the caps one at a time, and inhaled robustly. As their faces writhed in agony, they rated just how noxious the smell was. The samples were also chemically analyzed, and—eureka!—Levitt determined definitively the most malodorous component of the human flatus: hydrogen sulfide.

Levitt defends his work against the reflexively dismissive by noting that doctors have never studied flatulence and that smell is a potentially critical medical symptom: "The odors of feces and intestinal gas and breath could all be important markers of gastrointestinal health," he says. Hydrogen sulfide, for instance, is an extremely toxic gas to mammals, potentially playing a role in ulcerative colitis, among other diseases. And so Levitt has dedicated his career to the study of the myriad fragrances produced by the human gut and imprudently ignored by the medical establishment.


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"Inhaled Robustly"... LMAO!  Good heavens man!

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« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2003, 03:39:41 PM »
Absinthe + set of identical flintlock pistols

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« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2003, 03:53:37 PM »
Kalua + Vodka + Chocolate milk = Deadly hangover:eek:

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« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2003, 04:07:08 PM »
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Milk and Grapefruit Juice



throw pumpkin seeds in there and you will get an "amen"

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« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2003, 04:13:09 PM »
Beer topped with Shish-Kebab (pref. goat/cat), add 2 spoons of lamp-oil or gasoline before going to bed (alone).
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« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2003, 05:47:02 PM »
anyone ever do a "Cement mixer" shot?

:D

but back on topic:

Generic grocery store tequlia in a beer bong and taco bell


little known beer Red Dog and manwich sloppy joes


doritos with french onion dip and vodka  (try having ONLY that for dinner.... i dare you)
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« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2003, 09:16:24 PM »
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http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=123

"Beans...Brocoli...and washed them down with some crabcakes..."



ROFL  i love that movie!  

Sounds like my work!

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« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2003, 10:10:15 PM »
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And here I thought it was just tiny little **** particles that made the smell......




ROFL!

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« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2003, 10:20:52 PM »
U know, went out to dinner once...had stuffed mushrooms for appetizer..........

IceCream for dessert....

All night bad gas.....

1st thing in AM...UUUUUUUUUp she comes!

And comes

And comes

And Comes........................ ........

And it wont stop!!!!!!!!!!

Off to the E.R. I go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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U wouldnt believe but, I was told from the Doctor that the mushroom and something in IceCream ingredients and milk...actually makes a poison when mixed right....!@!$@!#$!

WTF?  IT CAN KILL U!! CAN U BELIEVE THAT CRAP?

Note to self: if your gonna eat those in the same night...

25% to 75%....LOL

I dont know what it was.....Just thought I would share that...LOL:eek:

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« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2003, 12:06:59 AM »
Avast!

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« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2003, 02:10:21 AM »


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Pabst actually gives you a different smelling beer fart... regardless of what is consumed along with it.  It's not as... well... ripe as other typical beer farts :)
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