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Offline LePaul

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Interesting Christmas Post
« on: December 03, 2003, 09:37:49 AM »
I'm Catholic but not super-religious (I object to the "management")....anyways, a coworker sent this...liked it...thought I'd share it...

Who started Christmas?

 

This morning I heard a story on the radio of a woman who was out Christmas shopping with her two children.

After many hours of looking at row after row of toys and everything else imaginable, and after hours of hearing both her children asking for everything they saw on those many shelves, she finally made it to the elevator with her two kids.

Finally the elevator doors opened and there was already a crowd in the car.

She pushed her way into the car and dragged her two kids in with her and all the bags of stuff.

When the doors closed she couldn't take it anymore and stated,

"Whoever started this whole Christmas thing should be found, strung up and shot."

From the back of the car everyone heard a quiet calm voice respond,

"Don't worry we already crucified Him."

For the rest of the trip down the elevator it was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.

Don't forget this year to keep the One who started this whole Christmas thing in your every thought, deed, purchase, and word.

If we all did it, just think of how different this whole world would be.

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Interesting Christmas Post
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2003, 09:42:26 AM »
I've seen it before via email from my more religious relatives.  Interesting twist to the consumerism approach taken.

Meanwhile, its a slow news day here so a local newspaper is having a photo contest whereby readers can enter their worst Christmas photos.  I thought this one was particularly funny.


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Interesting Christmas Post
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2003, 10:51:24 AM »
Bah, screw Jesus...he got crucified because he was a sissy.  I pay homage to Santy Claus at Christmas.  He wouldn't take no crap from nobody and if someone came to try and crucify him, he'd be packing an M-16 and the Six Million Dollar Man would be there to help him kick ass!
Three Times One Minus One.  Dayum!

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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2003, 11:08:24 AM »
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Originally posted by LePaul

Don't forget this year to keep the One who started this whole Christmas thing in your every thought, deed, purchase, and word.

If we all did it, just think of how different this whole world would be.


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Originally posted by LePaul
Is Jessie there marching yet?

Where's the Rainbow Coalition?

I watched the video...geez, why fight the cops?  Just dumb.  Dumb dumb dumb....

One less buffet warrior
JG11

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Offline LePaul

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Interesting Christmas Post
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2003, 12:28:38 PM »
Nice, the first quote is from the quoted article....

Hey Virage, want your rock back?  Maybe your glass house could use it more than mine  
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Re: Interesting Christmas Post
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2003, 12:48:46 PM »
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Originally posted by LePaul
Don't forget this year to keep the One who started this whole Christmas thing in your every thought, deed, purchase, and word.


Wasn't Christ born in April?


Aren't the winter solstice holidays older than Christianity? ;)
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Interesting Christmas Post
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2003, 12:51:09 PM »
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Originally posted by gofaster
 I thought this one was particularly funny.

Who got you the kick bellybutton atari?

-Sik
You: Blah Blah Blah
Me: Meh, whatever.

Offline miko2d

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Re: Interesting Christmas Post
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2003, 01:14:45 PM »
LePaul: "Whoever started this whole Christmas thing should be found, strung up and shot."

 She probably ment "this whole Christmas", not that Christmas.

miko

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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2003, 02:10:17 PM »
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Originally posted by Sikboy
Who got you the kick bellybutton atari?

-Sik


Notice the kid at the end of the couch going "Aw, man!"