This little prayer can be adapted to fit your own specific situation relating to loss of electricity. I sent it to a squaddie and thought you guys might get a smile out of it.
It came about after Fabian whacked us.
Note: Belco=Bermuda Electric Light Company>
Ah Belco
Which art in Hamilton
Hallowed be thy name
Give us this day
Our daily power
And forgive us our generators
As we forgive those with generators
Noisier than ours
Lead thy men into our vicinity
And deliver us from dipping in the tank
To flush our loos
For thine is the chimney
The Power staion of glory
For ever and ever
Ah linemen
