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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2003, 03:37:43 PM »
Not as good as the fly trick, but ..

I used to frequent a little bar in San Luis Obispo, and a certain patron had a very intelligent yellow lab. If you left any change on the table, the dog would grab it. It was very cool to watch this big ol' dog try to pick up a quarter in his mouth. The money always got deposited (with drool) into the dog owner's hand. No one complained.
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« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2003, 03:39:26 PM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
It doesn't work!!!  

I took this Bar Fly, Rhonda, and held her head in a whole picture of beer until she quit moving. When I let her go she grabbed a pool stick and beat my prettythang.... and I never got to the salt part.


:D


ROTFLMAO!!
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« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2003, 03:44:56 PM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
It doesn't work!!!  

I took this Bar Fly, Rhonda, and held her head in a whole picture of beer until she quit moving. When I let her go she grabbed a pool stick and beat my prettythang.... and I never got to the salt part.


:D



God  I dont know y but while reading this I could not stop laughing
thank god I was not drinking anything while reading.
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« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2003, 03:49:40 PM »
I've won hundreds of dollars over the years with this one ($20 at a time).

I'd bet a guy $20 that I could drop an egg 5' over a cement floor and it won't be broken.

you get the usual questions.
"you're gonna put something for it to land on?" - "no, nothing between the egg and the floor"

"boil it?"- nope raw egg.

just a plain raw egg, nothing between it and the floor. I just hold it up and drop it, nothing more complicated than that. and no damage to the egg, not even a crack.
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« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2003, 04:01:29 PM »
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 Cost me $20 first time he did it.



18 posts x $20 and you had to blow it by telling everyone...

We could've doubled our Con income....

Who is the doofus now, huh?
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« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2003, 04:03:15 PM »
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I've won hundreds of dollars over the years with this one ($20 at a time).

I'd bet a guy $20 that I could drop an egg 5' over a cement floor and it won't be broken.

you get the usual questions.
"you're gonna put something for it to land on?" - "no, nothing between the egg and the floor"

"boil it?"- nope raw egg.

just a plain raw egg, nothing between it and the floor. I just hold it up and drop it, nothing more complicated than that. and no damage to the egg, not even a crack.



That egg is perked!
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« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2003, 04:04:20 PM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
It doesn't work!!!  

I took this Bar Fly, Rhonda, and held her head in a whole picture of beer until she quit moving. When I let her go she grabbed a pool stick and beat my prettythang.... and I never got to the salt part.


:D


LOL Rhonda, nice choice.
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« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2003, 04:13:47 PM »
TY I think everyone has come across a Rhonda Bar Fly at sometime in their life.

Hmmm I think it's an Occupational requirement that most bars must have a Rhonda.


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« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2003, 04:14:36 PM »
All truck stops also must have an employee named Rhonda.
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« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2003, 04:15:25 PM »
It's similar to the rule that all strip clubs will have a bouncer named Troy or Todd.
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« Reply #25 on: September 23, 2003, 04:34:28 PM »
I know a guy with " YOUR NAME " tattooed on his..... umm..... well......anyway, I've seen him win a hundred dollars with that one a few times.
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« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2003, 04:52:47 PM »
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That egg is perked!


the eggs held 6' above the floor, after 5' it's still in great shape, the last 1' really kicks it's prettythang though.
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« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2003, 04:59:23 PM »
Ok take a heavy napkin twist the corners to make a dome or hat kinda looking thing. Place a lemon or a lime under it. This works great with the ladies. Push the napkin slowly with your hand untill it moves the fruit. Then stop the napkin will stop for a moment as the fruit rolls to the other side then it will move on its own. Tell them its a mouse or rat. You have them jumping out of their skirts.
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« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2003, 06:04:21 PM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
It doesn't work!!!  

I took this Bar Fly, Rhonda, and held her head in a whole picture of beer until she quit moving. When I let her go she grabbed a pool stick and beat my prettythang.... and I never got to the salt part.


:D
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« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2003, 06:20:19 PM »
So, do you just carry raw eggs with you at all times, or only when you are drinking??
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