Best costume I've ever seen was my mates. Cost him all of $2
Take a old white business shirt and cut off the arms just past the sleeve. Staple a yellow rubber dish washing glove to each sleeve end. And your done.
Your now one of those disabled babies with just fingers for arms. I know, it's not very PC and some girls will laugh while others go ewwww. but fuk very funny to see.
Of course you need to leave a cut somewhere so you can stick your arm our to cuddle girls and hold your beer.
I forget the correct term for this disability, was laughing too hard when he told me.
...-Gixer
~Hells Angels~