Author Topic: What to do when you become The Evil Overlord (Read 285 times)

Malleus · « **on:** September 26, 2003, 04:23:43 AM »

I have always enjoyed this list. Every time I read it, I crack myself up, and laugh maniacly, scaring the hell out of the wife and children, and most small animals within a 12 mile radius.

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Dowding · « **Reply #1 on:** September 26, 2003, 05:44:35 AM »

Very good.

Twist · « **Reply #2 on:** September 26, 2003, 06:35:35 AM »

-tronski- · « **Reply #3 on:** September 26, 2003, 07:20:23 AM »

How bout No, okay Scott

Tronsky

Malleus · « **Reply #4 on:** September 26, 2003, 08:33:07 AM »

If I have children and subsequently grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will ask him to first explain to her why it is necessary to kill her beloved grandpa. When the hero launches into an explanation of morality way over her head, that will be her cue to pull the lever and send him into the pit of crocodiles. After all, small children like crocodiles almost as much as Evil Overlords and it's important to spend quality time with the grandkids.

This is freaking classic.

Octavius · « **Reply #5 on:** September 26, 2003, 10:19:59 AM »

"If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment."

hehehehe

rpm · « **Reply #6 on:** September 26, 2003, 02:16:45 PM »

Immediately execute every Non-Republican.