Redneck:
a person who's family tree does not fork.
If we go by these "Cowboy Commandments" from the link it's clear he ain't no cowboy.
Commandment 2 ~ "He must never go back on his word."
What happened to all his campaign promises?
Commandment 3 ~ "He must always tell the truth."
Lied about the reasons for war in Iraq.
Commandment 4 ~ "He must always be gentle with children, elderly people and animals."
Shoving firecrackers up a frogs anus and blowing them up isn't very gentle.
Commandment 5 ~ "He must not possess racially or religious intolerant ideas."
"I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God." (Sounds pretty intolerant to me.)
I could go on, but what's the point? Some of you guys are going to worship him anyway.
