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Offline beet1e

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« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2003, 11:43:27 AM »
LOL MiniD & Lazs! You guys... :lol

MiniD - are you coming down I-5? Remember, once you've crossed the state line, you'll be able to get SOB to get out to pump your gas. :D

Sorry, sorry - last time for that joke before we meet! ;)

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« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2003, 11:43:48 AM »
Pongo? Now there's a guy I really always have wanted to meet.

San Jose is the closest airport? Hmmm.. ya never know; I'd get a chance to see Beet1e's very own vegetable too...

Maybe I should check the flights......................
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« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2003, 11:45:37 AM »
Guys who fly for free piss me off.

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« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2003, 12:48:03 PM »
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Originally posted by beet1e
MiniD - are you coming down I-5? Remember, once you've crossed the state line, you'll be able to get SOB to get out to pump your gas. :D


LOL, the sad thing is that it's kind of a novelty to be able to pump your own gas.  The only time you ever touch the pump in Oregon is when you're standing around waiting and they're helping everyone but you.  Reach for that nozzle and pull it away from the pump and suddenly you have a swat team of gas attendants swarming your position!  :D
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« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2003, 01:26:08 PM »
DO IT TOAD :D

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« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2003, 03:10:50 PM »
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I'd get a chance to see Beet1e's very own vegetable too...  
I've already told you - you're coming! You were undecided, so we decided for you. :D

BTW, a tomato is a fruit, not a vegetable. :D Shall you be bringing Mrs. Toad?

We thought of you today -  walking past a house in the country when a ferocious dog-barking could be heard. Thought we were about to be attacked by a Rottweiler. Turned out to be a chocolate labrador - friendliest dog you could imagine.

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« Reply #21 on: October 05, 2003, 03:31:45 PM »
I knew beforehand that a tomahto is a fruit. But I didn't wish to refer to her as your "fruit", especially since 90% of our dear readers are probably unaware of the toMAHto's true category.
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« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2003, 05:09:20 PM »
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I knew beforehand that a tomahto is a fruit. But I didn't wish to refer to her as your "fruit", especially since 90% of our dear readers are probably unaware of the toMAHto's true category.
ROFL! :rofl

Yes, tomahto not tomayto!

And with that, I'm retiring for the evening.

Toodle-Pip!

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« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2003, 03:05:35 AM »
So, you gonna make it old man?  (yeah, that means you Toad :p)
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« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2003, 08:53:09 AM »
deja... there is nothing wrong with picturing a bitter, prune faced fat guy while lying in bed if you are secure in your masculinity...  After riding in funked's car I feel very secure..  I would even be seen in a mini cooper... well... that may be an exageration but...

You will drive right by my house deja... you better stop.   don't piss me off fat boy!

Toad.... yeah!  do it.  
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« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2003, 09:00:29 AM »
E-mail me your adress and directions lazs.  Myself and the other slice of bread would be happy to pay you a visit.

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« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2003, 09:02:47 AM »
Why is Mini getting his own con?
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #27 on: October 06, 2003, 09:04:11 AM »
well... deja.. I will see you at the con right?   I can give you the 3 block, 2 turn directions from the freeway then.   Yeah... bring the other fat guy too.   I'll take the day off and order a dozen pizzas for you guys.
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« Reply #28 on: October 06, 2003, 09:04:19 AM »
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Why is Mini getting his own con?
It's the AH con version of the "Special Olympics".  The name seemed to fit better than most.

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« Reply #29 on: October 06, 2003, 10:14:07 AM »
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It's the AH con version of the "Special Olympics".  The name seemed to fit better than most.

MiniD


What's better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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