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Offline muckmaw

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« on: October 03, 2003, 12:29:52 PM »
I never knew what "I put on my robe and wizards hat" meant until now.

For those also uniformed...

Go here and read:

http://www.greentara-redlayla.com/bloodninja.html

This may be old but it's new to me, and the funniest thing I've seen in years.

This certainly rivals "Haaaarrrr" and "Armegeddon!"
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2003, 12:41:46 PM »
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I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.


I think that's the best single line in the whole thing.
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Offline AcId

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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2003, 12:52:46 PM »
....cauliflower of love

:rofl :rofl

omg

Read it as Jay from Jay & silent bob :rofl :rofl
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Offline SlapShot

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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2003, 01:14:25 PM »
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I think that's the best single line in the whole thing.


But he then gets her again ... I have tears running down my cheeks ...

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the ***, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh *****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you *** up.
eminemBNJA: Oh *****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2003, 01:18:43 PM »
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ****ing charge your ass.
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2003, 01:24:50 PM »
The return of the robe and wizard hat...

Been there, done that... ordering the t-shirt
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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2003, 02:28:27 PM »
why'd u have to order that? make it yourself!
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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2003, 02:45:18 PM »
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm


ROLFLMAO
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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2003, 03:41:18 PM »
Most be friday...I actually laughed at that!!
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2003, 04:13:51 PM »
Muckmaw .... did you miss

THis thread??

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=90113

"I take off your pants grunting like a troll"

"bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They *****ing charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass."

"My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love."

are some of my personal favs!
« Last Edit: October 03, 2003, 04:16:42 PM by JB73 »
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Offline AcId

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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2003, 04:38:59 PM »
ROFLMFAO!!!! :rofl :rofl :rofl

I found a bunch at  www.kontraband.com under the words section.

bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

lol
 :rofl
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2003, 05:31:29 PM »
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ROFLMFAO!!!! :rofl :rofl :rofl

I found a bunch at  www.kontraband.com under the words section.

bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

lol
 :rofl
roflmao

some of my favs from that site:

Q. Dear Bruce, After my last Hockey game I got an erection in the showers. Is this normal, I am a single guy and like girls.
A. Nah mate you're queer. Only poofters play hockey.

Q. Dear Bruce, my girl friend says we don't do enough foreplay.
A. Geez mate, you had me stumped for a bit. I didn't recognise the word 'Foreplay'. Then it struck me, 'Fore' is what you shout in golf. Jeez mate, men don't play golf with women - but it's ok for her practice putting with your dick.

looks like ill be spending some time there next few days.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2003, 05:34:25 PM by JB73 »
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Now I know what HARRRRR means!
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2003, 11:40:28 PM »
:rofl

I'm at work, laughing so hard I'm in tears...then the boss walks in and sees me, asks me whats wrong....all I could think to say was "I farted". He :rolleyes:  and said "get back to work".

Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

:rofl
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Re: Now I know what HARRRRR means!
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2003, 02:37:53 AM »
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....all I could think to say was "I farted". He :rolleyes:  and said "get back to work".

:rofl


ROFMAO! :D :D

i'm not the only one who laughs at my own farts :D
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