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Offline Hortlund

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« on: October 03, 2003, 03:19:38 PM »
WOHOO!!!!

Finally!!! In your face suckers. Look what I got in my email. And I cant believe how easy it is. All I have to do is give them my bank account and I will get 20% OF 25 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!

WOOHOOOOOOO!!!

Hitech, as soon as I get the money I will invest 1 Million Dollars in AH2 if you promise to bring the He 111 to AH2 and if you promise to never include any variant of the La 7, Nik and Spitfire whatsoever.



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FROM: DrIbrahim Quattara.
Chairman Contract Review Panel,
Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire.
West Africa.
Tel:008821633306713


DEAR FRIEND.
LETTER FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE ON FUND TRANSFER
First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This by
virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and TOP SECRET.
I got your contact in our search for a foreign partner who has the
Ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of great magnitude
Involving a pending business transaction requiring maximum confidence.
We are top officials of the Federal Government contract review panel who are
interested in investment in your country with funds which are presently trapped
here in Cote D Ivoire.In other to commence this
Business we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your
Account the said trapped funds.

The source of this fund is as follows: During the last regime here of
General Robert Guei in Cote D Ivoire some government official's set up companies
and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over
Invoiced in various ministries. The government set up a contract review panel
and we have
Identified a lot of inflated contracts funds which are presently
Deposited in a BANK here in Abidjan,Cote D Ivoire .

However, by virtue of our position as civil servants and members of the panel
,we cannot acquire this money in our name. I have therefore ,been delegated as a
matter of trust by my colleagues  to look for
 An overseas partner into whose account we would transfer the total sum of
USD$25,500,000.00 [TWENTY FIVE MILLION,FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES
DOLLARS].

Hence we are writing you this letter. We agreed to share the money thus:
[1] 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER [YOU]
[2] 80% FOR US [THE OFFICALS]
It is from the 80% that we wish to commence investments in your country
as you will also stand as our foreign agent over there. Please note that this
transaction is 100% safe and we hope to commence the transaction latest seven
[7] days from the date of the receipt of the following information bellow.

[A] COMPANYS NAME BENEFICIARY OF ACCOUNT.
YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE NUMBER AND FAX NUMBERS.
[C] BANK ACCOUNT/SORT/ABA/ROUTING NUMBERS
WHICH THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFERED TO.
[D] YOUR BANK ADDRESS, TELEPHONE NUMBERS/FAX NUMBERS.
The above information will enable us commence the transfer of this funds into
your account in your country without delay

We are looking forward to doing this business with you and solicit your
confidentiality in this transaction.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter using the above email address; I
will bring you into the complete picture of this pending project when I hear
from you.

With Kind regards,
Dr Ibrahim Quattara.


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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2003, 03:22:14 PM »
What is it about this idiocy. This scam is tried for years now. I doubt that they've got any bite on that.

Except of course "Captain Kirk" who actually send the the account number and even a passport. Remember that? :D

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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2003, 03:25:58 PM »
Damm !

I'm not jealous :

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Please_reply_to:barristerdans@bvimailbox.com
 
From_Madam_Mariam_Mobutu_Sese-Seko
 
Dear_Friend,
 
I_am_Madam_Mariam_Mobutu_wido w_of_late_president_Mobutu_Se se-Seko_of
Zaire_now_know_as_Democratic_ Republic_of_Congo(DRC).
I_am_moved_to_write_you_this_ letter,this_was_in_confidence_considering
my_present_circumstance_and_s ituation.I_escaped_along_with _my_husband
and_two_of_sons_our_Timothy_a nd_Barher_out_of_Democratic_R epublic_of
Congo(DRC)to_Abidjan,Cote_d'Ivoire_where_my_family_and_I_settled,while_
we_later_moved_to_settle,in_Morroco_where_my_husband_leter_died_of_cancer_disease.
However_due_to_this_situation _we_decided_to_change_most_of _husband's
billions_of_dollars_deposited _in_Swiss_bank_and_other_coun tries_into
other_forms_of_money_coded_fo r_safe_purpose_because_the_ne w_Head_of
State_of_(DRC)President_Laurent_Kabila_has_ made_arrangement_with_the
Swiss_government_and_other_Eu ropean_countries_to_freeze_al l_my_late
husband's_streasures_deposited_in_some_European_countries.Hence_my_children_and_I
decided_laying_low_in_Africa_ to_study_the_situation_till_w hen_things_gets_better,like
now_that_president_Kabila_is_ dead_and_the_son_taking_over_ (Joseph_Kabila).One_of_my_late_husband's_chateaux_in_southern_France_was_confiscated_by_the
French_government,and_as_such_I_had_to_change_my_identity_so_that_my
investment_will_not_be_traced _and_confiscated.I_have_depos ited_the_sum
of_(Eighteen_million_United_State _dollars(US$18,000,000.00)with_a_
security_company,coded_to_prevent_them_from_knowing_the_content.What_I_want_you_
to_do_is_to_indicate_your_int erest_that_you_will_assist_us _by_receiveing_the_money
on_our_behalf_in_Europe.
 
I_want_you_to_assist_in_inves ting_this_money,but_I_will_not_want_my
identity_revealed.I_will_also _want_to_buy_properties_and_s tock_in
mult-national_companies_and_to_engage_in_other_safe_and_non-speculative_investments.May
I_at_this_point_emphasise_the _high_level_of_confidentialit y,which_this
business_demands,and_hope_you_will_not_betray_the_the_trust_and
confidence,which_I_repose_in_you_in_conclusion,in_the_event_you_are
intrested_to_assist_us_I_will _like_you_to_contact_my_lawye r_who_I_have
stationed_in_The_Netherlands_ to_withness_the_transaction_t o_it's
conclusion.You_can_reach_him_ on_his_line_which_is_0031-613-748-701_or
via_E-mail:barristerdans@bvimailbox.com._His_name_is_Barrister_Daniel_Da
Silva_and_I_have_the_full_tru st_in_him_as_he_has_worked_fo r_our_family
in_the_past_fifteen_years.
I_sincerely_will_appreciate_y our_acknowledgment_as_soon_as _possible.
 
Best_Regards,
Mariam_Mobutu_Sese-Seko
For_Family.



Don't ask me why there is so many "_" in this message ... I got it formated this way  ...
« Last Edit: October 03, 2003, 03:28:39 PM by straffo »

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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2003, 03:37:59 PM »
You lucky bastards.

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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2003, 03:42:39 PM »
Let me know if you see any money, I just may respond to the one that I got today.  :lol

Subj:    REQUEST FROM MBONGO
Date:    10/2/2003 6:11:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From:    "Mbongo"
To:    officiotony@yahoo.com

DEAR SIR,

I HOPE THIS MAIL WILL MEET YOU WELL.

MY NAME IS MBONGO SAVIMBI.MY MOTHER IS BETHIZULI UNKWOMU.MY FATHER IS DR JONAS SAVIMBI.MY MOTHER WAS A CONCUBINE OF MY FATHER BEFORE HE DIED.I AM THE ONLY CHILD OF MY MOTHER FOR MY FATHER.AS YOU MAY WELL  KNOW FATHER WAS LEADER FOR UNITA WHICH FOUGHT FOR THE TOTAL LIBERATION OF ANGOLA AND HE DIED LAST YEAR FEBRUARY.

BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER HE MADE SOME PROVISION FOR ME AND MOTHER.HE HAD ALREADY DEPOSITED SOME MONEY FOR OUR UPKEEP IN THE EVENT OF HIS UNTIMELY DEATH.I WAS MADE THE NEXT OF KIN IN RESPECT OF THE DEPOSIT.

NOW WE HAVE EVIDENCE OF THE MONEY AND WHEN WE TRIED ANY HOW TO GET SOME OF THE MONEY FROM THE COMPANY WHERE THE MONEY WAS DEPOSITED THE COMPANY TOLD US HOW WE COULD COLLECT THE MONEY. BUT THIS WE  CANNOT DO BECAUSE OF OUR PRESENT FINANCIAL CONSTRAINT.SO WE ARE WRITING TO YOU,IF YOU WILL BE WILLING AND ABLE TO HELP US TO COLLECT THE MONEY.

IF YOU ARE WILLING AND ABLE TO ASSIST US WE SHALL THEN DISCUSS FURTHER ON THE ISSUE.WE SHALL THEN DISCLOSE TO YOU THE AMOUT INVOLVED AND THEN SETTLE WITH YOU WHAT YOU SHALL GET FOR ASSISTING US.WHEN WE ARE ALL AGREED ALL EVERYTHING WE SHALL THEN UNFOLD TO YOU THE DETAILS OF THE BANK WHERE THE MONEY IS PRESENTLY LODGED FOR YOU TO CLAIM IT ON OUR BEHALF.SIR NOTE THAT THIS IS FOR PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE AS WE ARE BEING CONTINUALLY
HARRASED AND INTIMIDATED FOR MY LATE FATHER'S PERCIEVED SINS.

IF YOU INTERESTED PLEASE RESPOND TO ME THROUGH: mbongobethizuli@tiscali.co.uk
WE THANK YOU IN ADVANCE BELIEVING YOU WILL HELP US.

BEST WISHES:MBONGO
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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2003, 04:02:48 PM »
Its the same as the Nigerian scam letter that has been going on for ten years. They mail so many of those out that sooner or later somebody always bites.
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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2003, 04:20:18 PM »
LOL Hortlund!!
Funny post! :rofl
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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2003, 04:29:17 PM »
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I doubt that they've got any bite on that.


you have much more faith in the intelligence of your fellow man than I do.

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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2003, 09:03:02 PM »
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Originally posted by Mickey1992
Let me know if you see any money, I just may respond to the one that I got today.  :lol

Subj:    REQUEST FROM MBONGO
Date:    10/2/2003 6:11:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From:    "Mbongo"
To:    officiotony@yahoo.com

BEST WISHES:MBONGO
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Who would trust anyone with the last name of Bongo?


Sounds like a character from the Bozo show.
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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2003, 05:21:19 AM »
Is it a scam???

Boy, im in deep s***

I started to worry when i didn't see any cash but i just figured it would take a while. :(






























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« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2003, 11:03:45 AM »
HAY HORTLUND :) :)

eheh.. pals?
you know everything we said about each other was in jest, right?

a beer for your new fortune! !!!
drop me an email ok bud?

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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2003, 04:22:17 PM »