Author Topic: The Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms For Masturbation (Read 2191 times)

Modas · « **on:** October 09, 2003, 03:58:11 PM »

THE TOP 15 STAR WARS EUPHEMISMS FOR MASTURBATION

15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon

14. Grooming the Wookie

13. Making the Kessel Run

12. Polishing Vader's Helmet

11. Evacuating Tatooine

10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber

9. Releasing the Special Edition

8. Jumping to Delight Speed

7. Communicating with Red Leader One

6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo

5. Tinkering With the R2 Unit

4. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base

3. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick

2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears

...and the number one Star Wars Euphemism for

Masturbation:

1. Test Firing the Death Star

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 09, 2003, 04:03:39 PM »

I know why there are not THE TOP 15 STAR WARS EUPHEMISMS FOR SEX

Just look at a starwars "fan" lol.

Or watch the comic dog make fun of them.

Wanker · « **Reply #2 on:** October 09, 2003, 04:05:54 PM »

16. Flogging the Ewok

17. Fetting the Boba

18. Jabbin' the Hut

19. Deploying the grappling hook

20. Lubricating the droid

Tarmac · « **Reply #3 on:** October 09, 2003, 04:15:58 PM »

Not a single reference to petting Wookiees?

boxboy28 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 09, 2003, 04:20:17 PM »

I expect this from LEPAUL but not you MODAS! LOL

Sandman · « **Reply #5 on:** October 09, 2003, 09:47:49 PM »

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 09, 2003, 10:02:38 PM »

Hand Solo

davidpt40 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 09, 2003, 10:04:13 PM »

Going "Hans Solo"

eskimo2 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 09, 2003, 10:11:45 PM »

Joining the Dark Side.

eskimo

eskimo2 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 09, 2003, 10:13:34 PM »

Jerkin Jar-Jar.

eskimo

rpm · « **Reply #10 on:** October 09, 2003, 10:15:46 PM »

Going to the darkside.

Twist · « **Reply #11 on:** October 09, 2003, 10:21:23 PM »

This makes me wonder, are there any flight sim/Aces High euphemisms for this??

Stick stirring?

I'm 'in the gunners seat'

Workin' on my 'touch and go's'

Preflight warmup

eskimo2 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 09, 2003, 10:27:59 PM »

Contemplating a bit too hard about what Lea meant by, “ Aren’t you a little short for a Storm Trooper?”.

eskimo

Sixpence · « **Reply #13 on:** October 09, 2003, 10:56:50 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Twist
This makes me wonder, are there any flight sim/Aces High euphemisms for this??

Stick stirring?

I'm 'in the gunners seat'

Workin' on my 'touch and go's'

Preflight warmup

Calibrating the joystick

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #14 on:** October 09, 2003, 11:46:05 PM »

Clearing the guns.